Why most men are Republican.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 2, 2008.

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  1. You know, I find the American elections hoo ha very very boring.
  2. Spam baiting is a top sport out here (Sandpit) with them shitting it for when Obama gets in.

    They are scared of -

    having to defend their homes with their bare hands when he say no to gun ownership;

    having to deal with accepting immigration and immigrants ending up with more rights as them;

    costs for human rights for prisoners as they demand freedom following the end of the death sentence.

    Plus anything else we throw at them for fun. Small dick fu cks!

    Sadly they just point out our countries failings which pale their dilemmas into insignificance . . .
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Fukc me sounds like the U S is about to become the UK

    Do the septics also remind you that they saved us all from speaking German?

    God Bless America
  4. According to them -

    they single-handedly won WW1 & WW2;
    psychologically won Nam;
    have saved the world from a nuclear holocaust throughout the 60, 70 and 80's;
    brought down the wall in Berlin;
    stopped Irish Republican terrorism when they commenced War On Terror;
    have dissuaded North Korea from building newks and are doing the same in Iran;
    ensured the worlds fuel reserves in the Middle East are safe for generations to come;
    have saved the Jews in Isreal through their unprecedented support;

    and yet still cant understand why the world doesnt accept their humble acceptance as the world's police force, whether we want it or not.
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Only fair they did pay for it for 30 years
  6. Sounds fair enough to me. I'm just bulling my rim, ready for the liberators of the USMC when they arrive to bring us Democracy, Hamburgers and the American Way.
  7. ..and Hershey chocolate and nylons!

  8. Why the fook is Ann 'lady-boy' Coulter on there? She is about as attractive as a popped haemorrhoid...
  9. Ask and you shall receive

  10. Is it me or does Helen Thomas look like Golda Meir?
  11. It doesn't matter how they vote, American women can all be clearly seen from space with the naked eye!
  12. but i already speak german