Why men cant be agony aunts

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  1. Dear Walter,

    I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for
    work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as
    usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road
    when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
    I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got
    home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom
    with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is
    34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been
    married for ten years.

    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that
    they had been having an affair for the past six months. I
    told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from
    his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
    increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
    but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
    increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and
    I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?


    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can
    be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
    checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
    clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
    manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
    these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
    fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps.