Why Kids Are Starving in Africa

#1
Its all about balancing the load on the Earth.. all those underfed kids on the Dark Continent are there to counteract the 750,000 to 1 million Americans with ' morbid obesity '..The L.A. Times says that beyond that ' category ' are a further 140,000 to 400,000 Americans believed to weigh in at over 400 pounds...[ seems the alert ARRSErs have spotted more than a few of them and posted their pics on the UberWalt thread ]... I blame McDonalds and their toy come-ons to kids so they'll fatten up on extra large fries and be addicted to McCrappy Meals for life, however short that may be...
 
#3
Rocketeer said:
I blame McDonalds and their toy come-ons to kids so they'll fatten up on extra large fries and be addicted to McCrappy Meals for life, however short that may be...
And you wouldn't be wrong. That marketing priniciple is known as "pester power" and is a reliable method for reaching tired parents who don't feel like cooking through their whining little hellspawn. Doesn't it just make you want to slap a marketing guy? :D
 
#4
I dont wish to sound harsh, but....every action has an equal an opposite re-action.
Starving people in Arica - fat useless fcuking kids in America.
Aids in Africa - fat useless grown ups in America
Any other problems in Africa - more big headed fat useless "World Police" Yanks
There appears to be a theme going on here.
Think we should just blame the Yanks for everything.
 
#6
Hmmm. Im thinking they are starving because they cant find food. Well look harder or move out of the desert instead of trying to live off sand you cnuts!!!
 
#7
They can have some of my food. I'm no elephant, but I could stand to lose a couple of spare inches. So where do I send my spare chow? As far as the fat problem goes, it's not strictly a U.S. phenomenom. The UK is catching up. In the 1930's, if you were fat in this country you were rich. Now...it seems everything is automated. Walk into a supermarket, and maybe 30% of the food is healthy. The rest is junk.
 
#9
It's about lifestyles. I'm old enough to remember a time when most people in my small town grew much of their own food. It was legal to even raise chickens and sheep in town. If you go out and kill a chicken by hand, by the time you get it plucked, cleaned, cut up and cooked, you've used as much energy as you'll get from the meal. Nowadays, you can just go to KFC and buy a bucket of lard.
 
#12
What has always confused me is that the human race started in Africa and some left tens of thousands of years ago, so presumably those in Africa survived for those thousands of years. So why the problems now?
 
#13
Rowums said:
What has always confused me is that the human race started in Africa and some left tens of thousands of years ago, so presumably those in Africa survived for those thousands of years. So why the problems now?
the age of the handout my young padawan apprentice. they are becoming freeloading cnuts
 
#15
Very un-pc so just as well this is behind the NAAFI warning.
The scale of deaths in Africa is necessary. The rate of population growth is such that they would be standing shoulder to shoulder otherwise.
At least - that is what a very old South African told me when discussing apartheid.........
 
#16
Pity theres not this style of darwinism happening among the local chav population.
 
#17
Because when Whitey left, "the people" thought all you had to do was own land to be rich. The logic being that Whitey owned the land, and Whitey was rich, so when "the people" own the land, they will be rich too. Now that "the people" own the land, they are starving. They did not realise that you actually had to work the land and produce food to become rich. This is clearly Whitey's fault, and we need to be reminded of this regularly by pretentious twäts and buy their silly little armbands to fund a new fleet of limousines for the dictators.
 
#18
Condoms and basketballs, that's what they need. Condoms for population control, and basketballs to instill teamwork. Give a basketball to each group of five, and you'll begin to see some organization.
 
#19
Rowums said:
What has always confused me is that the human race started in Africa and some left tens of thousands of years ago, so presumably those in Africa survived for those thousands of years. So why the problems now?
Africa is a lot like Ealing. It used to be a little hamlet surrounded by lovely countryside. there was a rosy cheeked holy man and simple folk set about their simple life of farming, frolicing and muddy buggery. All except the most splay-legged of goats were happy. One day a bloke came along with a railway and decided that Ealing was a useful place to put it - it was on the way to Bristol (which at the time had the best gap-toothed whores this side of Zanzibar) and Ealing's markets provided lots of goods which put colour in the faces of respectable ladies across the kingdom. New folk arrived, and settled in nice semi-detached houses, which was built on land the Eals (as people from Ealing probably like to be called) used to own. A pub called "The Great Western" was built and soon the Eals flocked to it in order to spend their wives' housekeeping money and play dominos. They were so busy singing such songs as "On the way to Cock-erney Street" and "Oops my Mrs keeps dropping her Bacon" that they didn't notice their families being turfed out to make way for estate agents and Subway sandwich shops. Angered, the Eals had a meeting of the Residents' Society to work out what to do.

OK, here the Africa/Ealing analogy falters somewhat, let's say the residents came out of the meeting hall ready to confront the newly appointed mayor/station master, and the railway company promptly gatling-gunned the fuckers.

Defeated, the Eals were put to work on the railway and making sh1t clothes for Asda. When the greengrocer tried to sell his aubergines to the next town, he found he was being massively undercut by the very same Asda. He went bust and become one of those cunts who paint themselves and pretend to be statues. All the while, the middle-class visitors set about a life of leisure, bingo and reluctant blowjobs.

After a while the Eals, who had large families and very gullible women, started to realise that they had a massive numbers advantage and started to form little gangs to lobby the mayor for a better deal. The mayor usually met these pleas by ringing his mate in the station and asking if he could borrow his gattling gun for a bit.

Because the Eals were a bit lazy, the town started to go to pot a little. The visitors started noticing that the bus stops smelled more and more of wee. Lots of people from far off lands started moving into town. They opened shops selling newspapers and staggering arrays of pornographic magazines named Raider and Swank and Buttfiends. Some of the younger outlanders formed gangs and made funny shapes with their fingers. No-one really knew where they were from: the Eals couldn't remember where they used to live, the middle class railway visitors told everyone they were from Windsor when in fact they were from the shitty part of Woking, the outlanders didn't even know what day it was as they were still on Sea Container-Time. After a while, the mayor and his rotary club mates reckoned it was all a bit pants round here, and decided to move to Richmond, which had a multiplex. They left the Eals in charge because no one could understand what the hell the outlanders where saying. the mayor left a list of things to do for Big Dave, who was voted the new mayor because he had a hat. It said how to keep the sewage system going when the drains backed up, how to work the traffic lights and what time Big Brother was on. Dave didn't care for much beyond muddy buggery, and he hated the railway visitors for barring him from the pub, so he ripped the instructions up and grew a nifty little moustache so people would know he was boss. Go to Ealing nowadays, it's a shithole.

Ealing/Africa: same-same Daniel-san.
 
#20
Could it be because the infrastructure isn't advanced enough to support them?--ya breed like flies,ya die like flies.Tribalism,corruption,nepotism and racism(black on black)abounds.But what the hell,blame it on Whitey.
 

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