It's a silly, pedantic question, I know, but why do we say knife, fork, spoon? Alphabetically, it should be FKS. In order of usefulness (for eating, at least) it should be SKF. And in order of arrangement on the table, it's FKS (left to right, front to back). Just wondered, as in my naivety as a recruit, I took an extra KF shirt instead of gobblers.