Why, just why.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_n_fat, Sep 5, 2010.

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  1. a, who would want one
    b, who thought they would be a good idea in the first place.

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  2. Surely scratch and sniff ought to be enough..........although a few of my conquests would have needed a miners helmet and a canary to do justice to the hole
  3. Ah, now I know what pilots are really up to..........
  4. I love getting my chops round a nice piece of gushing flange probably more than the next man, but this would just get in the way.

    Just turn on a light.
  5. Perhaps their other ear's got a camera hanging from it?

    He's scared of falling in?
  6. Talk about killing the moment, imagine going down for a wallow and then stopping prodceedings to find what is, a fancy miners lamp?

  7. Aaaaahhhhhh, got it, it's not a low calorie muff dive club, just a fucking light.