"Why is the Union Jack like the Moon"?

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  1. ...... is a jokey wartime question relayed to me in a letter by an old family friend who lived at my Nan's house long before I was born.

    Archie, now 83, goes on to describe how at the beginning of WWII he and his father dug a 6'x6'x2' trench and erected an air raid shelter opposite the filbert nut tree at the bottom of my future family home in Hornchurch, Essex. His young sister was born on the night of the 92nd air raid on Romford during the Blitz.

    His letter goes on with lots of detailed accounts of what life was like during our darkest hour.

    Oh, and the answer to the jokey wartime question, "Because no Power on Earth can pull it down", said Prime Minister Winston Churchill to the British people.

    God Bless this country.
  2. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans

    We must be kind
    And with an open mind
    We must endeavour to find
    A way-
    To let the Germans know that when the war is over
    They are not the ones who'll have to pay.
    We must be sweet-
    And tactful and discreet
    And when they've suffered defeat
    We mustn't let
    Them feel upset
    Or ever get
    The feeling that we're cross with them or hate them,
    Our future policy must be to reinstate them.

    Refrain 1

    Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
    When our victory is ultimately won,
    It was just those nasty Nazis who persuaded them to fight
    And their Beethoven and Bach are really far worse than their bite
    Let's be meek to them-
    And turn the other cheek to them
    And try to bring out their latent sense of fun.
    Let's give them full air parity-
    And treat the rats with charity,
    But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

    Verse 2

    We must be just-
    And win their love and trust
    And in additon we must
    Be wise
    And ask the conquered lands to join our hands to aid them.
    That would be a wonderful surprise.
    For many years-
    They've been in floods of tears
    Because the poor little dears
    Have been so wronged and only longed
    To cheat the world,
    Deplete the world
    And beat
    The world to blazes.
    This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises.

    Refrain 2

    Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
    When we've definately got them on the run-
    Let us treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend
    We might send them out some Bishops as a form of lease and lend,
    Let's be sweet to them-
    And day by day repeat to them
    That 'sterilization' simply isn't done.
    Let's help the dirty swine again-
    To occupy the Rhine again,
    But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

    Refrain 3

    Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
    When the age of peace and plenty has begun.
    We must send them steel and oil and coal and everything they need
    For their peaceable intentions can be always guaranteed.
    Let's employ with them a sort of 'strength through joy' with them,
    They're better than us at honest manly fun.
    Let's let them feel they're swell again and bomb us all to hell again,
    But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

    Refrain 4

    Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
    For you can't deprive a ganster of his gun
    Though they've been a little naughty to the Czechs and Poles and Dutch
    But I don't suppose those countries really minded very much
    Let's be free with them and share the B.B.C. with them.
    We mustn't prevent them basking in the sun.
    Let's soften their defeat again-and build their bloody fleet again,
    But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.