Why is that?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by snaproll, Aug 18, 2009.

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  1. Some questions seem not to have an answer

    Like:

    why, no matter what I eat, my sh1t is always the same colour?

    and ......why is orange jam called marmalade?

    and......WTF does 'squaring the circle' mean?

    and....what does happen when an irresistible force meets and immovable object??

    anybody else got any imponderables??

    (yeah I know could be called a paradox, but I dont know anything about medically trained paratroopers either)
     
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'why, no matter what I eat, my sh1t is always the same colour?'

    you've clearly never been to some of the dodgy kebab shops I know.
     
  3. You need to ask Cutaway about his M&M experiments!
     
  4. Green, I take it, maguire?

    And you've never dined on half a pound of Pontefract cakes, in which case it's as black as coal and as thick as grass, as someone once said.

    Had a boxer dog who ate a huge piece of unguarded cheddar. He shat bright yellow dog eggs all day.
     
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Right there is where you went wrong.



    Right. The Barber of Scotswood.

    He shaves every man in the town who doesnt shave himself.

    Does he shave himself?

    That still keeps me awake at nights.
     
  6. Put down your bottle and stray no more, ID!
     
  7. So what's marmeluke made of?
     
  8. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Why, despite doing everything it says in all my "instructional videos", have I still not managed to be molested by three blondes, four brunettes and a gwar, all female lovelies, at the same time, in a hot tub?

    It's a puzzler, I tell thee.
     
  9. Strange, i'm having the same problem. Can't make head or tail of it. Quite a conumdrum that.
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Are you trying to stick it into the end where the batteries go?

    Its an easy mistake to make
     
  11. Camels?
     
  12. Did you know that the jaffa from jaffa cakes is actually made from apricots.
     
  13. Posted by Deadmonty on the Old Engineer Forums but I thought it belonged here too:


    Did You Know?

    That the words race car spelled backward says race car.

    That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the
    last, it spells it's past tense, ate.

    And,

    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants,"
    and add just a few more letters, it spells out:

    "Fcuk off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing,
    violent, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal
    wearing, bomb making, goat fcuking, smelly rag head bastards with you."

    How weird is that?
     
  14. Or beetroot!