Mincing around the kitchen with the wireless on and that tireless, self-believing wanker Steve Wright is on. I used to listen to his drivel 25 years ago whilst driving vans around full of pet food. I thought he was shit then and he's even fucking worse now. Some points: 1. Wrighty, your show was shit in the 80s, it's stiil shit now. 2. You're not funny. 3. 'The Big Show?' You're having a fucking laugh mate. 'The Big Pile of Regurgitated Shite Show' more like. 4. Why hasn't he been arrested yet for, I dunno, a motoring offence for example? 5. Cunt.