Why is it

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spank-it, Apr 24, 2008.

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  1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping ?

    and

    How does your arrse know the difference between a crap and a fart but gets confused with a shart ?
     
  2. Sniff test :x
     
  3. Pull your tin foil hat down over your pork pies and have a go after a good ruby!

    I await a full report!

    :D
     
  4. Wipe and its slick, it's still wet.
     
  5. Or they could get their guide dog to lick it clean?
     
  6. Dizzee, I dont think your mind works the same as mine!
     
  7. They use Braille toilet paper!

    Comes attached to the collar of a big St.bernard instead of wiskey barrel