Why I hate your average young soldier

#1
I will probably get flamed like fcuk for this but check this guy out, hes 18 and in the Royal Engineers....

http://www.faceparty.com/kyle2006

He doesn't even have a basic grasp of the English language and he's on this site representing the British Army looking like a Chav cnut with pics of his sh1t Pug 206 GTi 180 (I think).

Comments please, is your unit filled with the illiterate?
 
#2
This fcuking tw@t needs the English language punched into him. :threaten: :shakefist:

As an ex Sapper I feel embarrassed :oops:
 
#3
In my day you would get hung drawn and quartered by your muckers for pulling a stunt like that :frustrated:
 
#6
It's too easy, that cnut had sent a £1.50 text to the site to get himself on the homepage with his shit 1 cylinder hairdryer car and mastery on the English language for the thousands of British citizens that frequent that site to see.

If he's that desperate for a shag, being in the Army in a squaddie town isn't really going to impress a bird that can go through a ten man room and still want more...
 
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#7
If you follow the link to his MSN site you’ll find his camp location and his email address… not that I’m encouraging you :wink:
 
#8
Damn, tried to leave him a comment hoping it would appear on his homepage but it didn't, he must have to approve it but I did link to this thread so hopefully he will get that dictionary out in future....
 
#9
Higround said:
I will probably get flamed like fcuk for this but check this guy out, hes 18 and in the Royal Engineers....

http://www.faceparty.com/kyle2006

He doesn't even have a basic grasp of the English language and he's on this site representing the British Army looking like a Chav cnut with pics of his sh1t Pug 206 GTi 180 (I think).

Comments please, is your unit filled with the illiterate?
This is the future.....

Be afraid. Very afraid........

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#10
He is just a young lad, fecking hell wish i had never done anything cringeworthy in my life, its going to be funny when new people discover that little gem as he goes through his career.
 
#12
He's a young lad who joined the army and is proud of it!

He's willing to go war (obviously) and fight for the land he was born in!

He doesn't take drugs, unlike some teenagers - he likes a drink, so what?

He classes work as a 'bad habit', obviously not scared to muck in and get his hands dirty!

He has a car, well done him - he didn't nick it.... and isn't joyriding yours or mine!

He 'duz tht txt spk' like most teens do - it drives the over 25's mad,... but so what?

Give the kid a break - he could be much worse....... much MUCH worse
 
#13
BriteGirlie said:
He's a young lad who joined the army and is proud of it!

He's willing to go war (obviously) and fight for the land he was born in!

He doesn't take drugs, unlike some teenagers - he likes a drink, so what?

He classes work as a 'bad habit', obviously not scared to muck in and get his hands dirty!

He has a car, well done him - he didn't nick it.... and isn't joyriding yours or mine!

He 'duz tht txt spk' like most teens do - it drives the over 25's mad,... but so what?

Give the kid a break - he could be much worse....... much MUCH worse
Nice to see a post talking common sense.

Give the kid a break, guys. If you want to see some real tw@ts and get an idea for people's grasp of the English language, pick a thread at random on any of the forums. WTF makes him any different?
 
#14
Teens seem to find it very hard to grow out of the cool dude respec' american blacksploitation thing thats going on at the moment. The lad might be a muppet...but he's our muppet now and at least he's doing his bit and not standing around street corners planning to mug a granny while he waits for his next benefit cheque.
 
#15
Higround, you are only a young crow bag yourself.

And probably had plenty of seniors going off you with your antics. Or should ahve done. It's what the young lads do.

And you have signed off, this is YOUR future. If you think it is bad in the army, wait till you are out.
 
#16
MY pet hate:

My Pet Hate...

is wen ppl say they will do stuff or wen they say they will give u stuff n they never giv it u or do wot they sed they wud :@:@:@:@:mad:
 
#17
I'm in agreement completely with the common sense approach - young lad, high testosterone, doing his bit, not hanging around on street corners, etc. but you'd think somone would have educated him about Persec.

There are a bunch of nuggets I believe still in police custody (yes, it was more than a week ago so the media have lost interest therefore I may be a tad out of date) for planning to make an Al Jazeerah home video of kidnapping, torturing and killing a British squaddie here on home turf.

So why tell them who you are, where you are, what you do and exactly what you look like?

Not the brightest course of action.
 
#18
I agree that this grammatically challenged young lad could be much worse. If nothing else, the Army will at least give him opportunities for self enhancement, which throwing bricks off motorway bridges, graffiting bus stops and showing 'respect' for one's peers by stabbing them will most likely not.
The chances are that a considerable number of todays more senior soldiers began their uniformed life as a total scally - selective memory is perhaps at work on the part of those who are so quick to write off this lad as a first rate mong.
 
#19
mistersoft said:
MY pet hate:

My Pet Hate...

is wen ppl say they will do stuff or wen they say they will give u stuff n they never giv it u or do wot they sed they wud :@:@:@:@:mad:
you not down with the kids in the "hood" then M_S ???? (me either :pissedoff: :frustrated: :pissedoff: :frustrated: )
 
#20
Maybe I was too hasty in my first impressions on this lad, and you all make reasonable comments in his defence and I know ive been out a long time now but is this the done thing to do? As in my day a quick slap would have been coming my way by my No1 plus the hours of piss taking by the lads in the block. But times in the Army have changed I guess :meditate:
 

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