why i dint let the wife wash the car

#3
My mate washes the interior with his car with a pressure washer, but then it is a Land Rover.
 
#5
#7
I'd love to see her bath the kids.



:oops: Just the methodology. (Thank Christ no one stabbed my English teacher, before me).
 
#8
How else does one get rid of the forensics then? Blood and semen can be the very devil to shift.
 
#10
You call her stupid for washing the inside of her car but you wash yours on a shelf!
He washes the car with his head and licks the windows clean.
 
#11
My wife cleaned a bit of bird poo off my car for me once, bless her. I would have been very grateful, as bird shite is very corrosive and fucking murders paint work, she did however use a scouring pad, removed the lacquer and the top layer of paint.
Her little favour left a fist sized patch on the drivers door that stood out like a sore thumb........

She couldn't understand why I was pissed off, and threatened to never wash the car again.......

Fucking cunt......then (out of spite I'm sure) she crashed into her mums shogun a couple of weeks later.
 
#12
"I was trying to help."
"It wasn't done on purpose."
"You ungrateful sod!"
"It's only a *."


*insert item she's fucked up

Funny, none of these seem to help at the time.
 
#13
I wonder if they think "I didn't do it on purpose" somehow means the repair/replacement is free/possible
 
#15
.... and it wasn't even a proper tit-flash...even Sluggy could manage better. ;-)

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#16
seen this and thought good job i wash the car myshelf
How would you like to see a big fuck-off diesel electric train being washed? Come with me. Mummy gone shopping has she? Ah well. Would you like some sweeties?
 
#17
Once upon a time, in the great land of Tidworth by the Sea, on a frosty morning, I caught my next door neighbour attempting to put hot water on my very, very pristine and well looked after Maestro so he could clear the ice off the windscreen.

I think he still bears the scars of getting the water chucked over him.

He was also late for work, so I charged him.
 
#19
I think the students have arrived.

Get your tin foil hats on kids, and fasten your seatbelts. No flash photography and keep your arms inside the car at all times.
 
#20
You call her stupid for washing the inside of her car but you wash yours on a shelf!
I believe the accepted method is to shoot the dirt off and claim the insurgents did it.
 

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