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Why has Postman Pat not been Locked Up?

#1
If any one else drove as badly as Postman Pat in front of a 'Copper' they would have been arrested and locked up (as per Spec Saver adevert)!

So why are the Police so easy on him?
 

Joker62

ADC
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#3
It's not just this country either, look at Dick Dastardly, he's been getting away with vehicular mayhem for years now!!
 
K

Kirkz

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#4
It's not just this country either, look at Dick Dastardly, he's been getting away with vehicular mayhem for years now!!
He was clever enough to find all those short cuts and create ingenious ways to stop the others. But not clever enough to use the short cuts to just win!!!
No wonder he was out smarted by a pigeon :)
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Why was Tom never arrested and charged with animal cruelty fo what he did to that mouse? Don't even start me on Elmer Fudd!
 
#13
If any one else drove as badly as Postman Pat in front of a 'Copper' they would have been arrested and locked up (as per Spec Saver adevert)!

So why are the Police so easy on him?

Because he won the lottery and blew the lot like that indiviual in Suffolk who today walked away from court without having to serve a prison sentence for D&D.

But poor old George M was not so lucky this time, spending the night at HMP Pentonville and I surpose the next 8 weeks at a comfy Cat D prison, possibly on the south coast near Brighton.
 
#18
Strangely enough I watched Postman Pat yesterday morning with the kids.
They wanted the news on, but I put my foot down.

Anyway, he's not much of a helicopter pilot either.
H&S would have a field day with him.
 

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