Why has Postman Pat not been Locked Up?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ticklishrodent, Sep 14, 2010.

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  1. If any one else drove as badly as Postman Pat in front of a 'Copper' they would have been arrested and locked up (as per Spec Saver adevert)!

    So why are the Police so easy on him?
  2. Because he's not real.
  3. It's not just this country either, look at Dick Dastardly, he's been getting away with vehicular mayhem for years now!!
  4. He was clever enough to find all those short cuts and create ingenious ways to stop the others. But not clever enough to use the short cuts to just win!!!
    No wonder he was out smarted by a pigeon :)
  5. And why didn't Wil E Coyote just order an ACME ready cooked chicken?
  6. He's a Mason.
  7. How come Goofy can talk but Pluto can't!
  8. Why is Donald Duck embarrassed to take his shirt off but walks about with no trousers?

    Was Chrystal Tipps into bestiality?
  9. And how come scooby doo can speak. But cannot use the letter S, it's rupid.
  10. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Why was Tom never arrested and charged with animal cruelty fo what he did to that mouse? Don't even start me on Elmer Fudd!
  11. What were the tits like on the maid in Tom and Jerry ?

  12. Because he won the lottery and blew the lot like that indiviual in Suffolk who today walked away from court without having to serve a prison sentence for D&D.

    But poor old George M was not so lucky this time, spending the night at HMP Pentonville and I surpose the next 8 weeks at a comfy Cat D prison, possibly on the south coast near Brighton.
  13. Categorically NSFW

  14. Absolute Class.