Why don't we have a Welsh Christmas crawl ?

Auld-Yin

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#2
Tropper might turn up!!!! :)

Why don't you try organising one? Set up some potential dates/venues and go for it.
 

maguire

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#3
it would be in Wales??

is it a trick question?
 

jim24

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#4
Just thought i'd see if theres any interest, if therecis I'll be more than happy to set somthing up in Cardiff
 
#7
I would come, but prob be working. Will be in Cardiff for Rem day with about 10 mates if anyone fancies tagging along. Usual wetherspoons, goat major etc.
 
#8
Why don't we have a Welsh Christmas crawl ?

Is it because there aren't enough dyslexic consonants in "Welsh Christmas Crawl"???
 
#10
Hi all. Press the (now ex) Crab here!
Cant make Rememberance day sorry, I'll be parading in Pencoed, then having a few beers there. I'll be at the USM Dinner the Friday before if anybody's going to that? :)

Up for a Christmas Crawl though :) . Depends on date of course, as December is filling up pritty fast.
 
#11
Oh Tropper dearheart...I know you meant that in the nicest possible way but I am afraid you will be getting answers along the lines of...

There is no Welsh christmas crawl because you are a bunch of tightwad, miserable, ginger-pated, druidic gogs who believe that purchasing a round of drinks is frivolity on a par with that displayed by Jezebel; as described to you by Brother Evans (who smelled of cough syrup and Woodbines) in Methodist Sunday School. Moreover gathering together is an activity frowned upon in Welsh culture, as it allows non-attenders free range over attenders goods, livestock and chattels. Should you actually foregather, a warm half-pint of flat bitter ale is hardly justification of itself for the three hour journey up the Valleys in a single carriage train, accompanied by fat birds in ill-fitting and badly sized outfits. The bright lights of Cardiff and Swansea always seem so much more appealing in the conceptual phase than in reality although a kebab and a multi-lingual fight running up Westgate Street might be construed as having a certain primitive charm.

OK?
 

jarrod248

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#12
Oh Tropper dearheart...I know you meant that in the nicest possible way but I am afraid you will be getting answers along the lines of...

There is no Welsh christmas crawl because you are a bunch of tightwad, miserable, ginger-pated, druidic gogs who believe that purchasing a round of drinks is frivolity on a par with that displayed by Jezebel; as described to you by Brother Evans (who smelled of cough syrup and Woodbines) in Methodist Sunday School. Moreover gathering together is an activity frowned upon in Welsh culture, as it allows non-attenders free range over attenders goods, livestock and chattels. Should you actually foregather, a warm half-pint of flat bitter ale is hardly justification of itself for the three hour journey up the Valleys in a single carriage train, accompanied by fat birds in ill-fitting and badly sized outfits. The bright lights of Cardiff and Swansea always seem so much more appealing in the conceptual phase than in reality although a kebab and a multi-lingual fight running up Westgate Street might be construed as having a certain primitive charm.

OK?
Cuddles, that seems to cover everything and is almost poetic oh and it rains.
 
#16
Well the cheeky Welsh bastards. They told me it was just a coincidence that all the children are born with gills and wearing wellies...
 
#18
But the ladies have such lovely hair you could almost make a jumper from it.....

But Jarrod, the men are so ugly that even you might decide to return to the fold. If you get my drift...
 
#20
Welsh - a language so medieval that they have no word for radio. Of their own.
 

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