Why doesnt his surprise me?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CrapSpy, Jun 20, 2005.

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  1. Stupid Women

    Amazing but true. I have to wonder though, Mrs CS seems to have got more intelligent since I met her. :oops:
  2. Quote"Alcohol brings down the fear level," said Dr Holstege. "Everyone knows if you give alcohol to a woman it makes things easier."Unquote

  3. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    I like the bit about 'keeping their socks on'

    Knowing the Dutch, there'll be a grumble mag and DVD of this out already.

    Put me on the waiting list for a copy of each 8O
  4. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. This explains a lot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I must say I liked the bit about the male orgasm being too short for meaningful data collection.
  6. Brain shut down? Well most of the wimmin in my unit must be getting sh*gged silly.
  7. That's why, when we finish, we just roll over as if nothing happend, and go back to sleep :D

  8. Which we will fail to notice if you have done the job properly on us prior to this point.....
  9. Just imagine what we can get up to when you're lying there in a 'zombie like' state. If we can, erm, get it up again I mean :oops:
  10. What is this "Female Orgasm" of which you speak?
  11. Damn that "Back button"!! Aplogies
  12. So does chloroform/rohypnol!!! :twisted:

    Or even a hammer , just ask Peter Sutcliffe
  13. Or a G10 shovel