Why does The Iron hate the Slug?

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
He was to scared to post this himself.
 
#2
some people cant look others in the face after dressing like a baby and crying during sex..........





*allegedly

** unsure who was wearing the outfit thou....
 
#3
Was it anything to do with the cactus, projectile vomiting and a visit to A & E incident at an arrse crawl a few years ago?
 
#4
Is it, she made him wear a saddle and be her pony for a day ??
 
#6
Is it, she made him wear a saddle and be her pony for a day ??
It was only two hours and I was just modelling it for her.

Thanks B & T after all the sh*te I have had to put up with over the past 23 years my pension in sight you have just condemned me. The Slugster is nice , just scarey, I still have a picture of her RACK she sent me (which is also scarey). Yes she has bullied me at times, threatened she will get BIGBIRD to sit on me but hatred is a big word........I only use that for prats like Peter Dow and the TW*T that just jumped the queue in Sainsburys.

I just realise though that I need to stick up for TR***** (Sorry dont want this thread to deviate into his thread like every other one has) as the bloke who doesnt need mentioning will one day work out immortality and Id rather be on his side than a p*ssed up girly who likes riding blokes dressed up as ponys...alledgedly.
 
#7

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
I heard it was something to do with a jar of Marmite, barbed wire and a strap on.
 
#11
It was only two hours and I was just modelling it for her.

, I still have a picture of her RACK she sent me (which is also scarey). .
Wine Rack?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
It was only two hours and I was just modelling it for her.

Thanks B & T after all the sh*te I have had to put up with over the past 23 years my pension in sight you have just condemned me. The Slugster is nice , just scarey, I still have a picture of her RACK she sent me (which is also scarey). Yes she has bullied me at times, threatened she will get BIGBIRD to sit on me but hatred is a big word........I only use that for prats like Peter Dow and the TW*T that just jumped the queue in Sainsburys.

I just realise though that I need to stick up for TR***** (Sorry dont want this thread to deviate into his thread like every other one has) as the bloke who doesnt need mentioning will one day work out immortality and Id rather be on his side than a p*ssed up girly who likes riding blokes dressed up as ponys...alledgedly.
Don't try and back peddle now!

No the Hate Bus left five minutes ago calling at Peter Dow Central then heading for Afghan-K Road.

Troppers great, must nicer than Slugster.


Can someone start a Hate the Snail Thread now...I would but she knows where I live.
 
#19
THAT'S not '3 for £10 from the One-Stop' wine!! Slug wouldn't be seen dead drinking that expensive muck!!
but we will be seeing her dead? Don't get my hopes up for nothing ffs woman.
 

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