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Why does Subway smell funny?

#1
Is it me or is there a certain slighly unpleasant chemical/industrial process/plasticky whiff from all Subways?

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have visited said glorified sandwich shop on three continents and it is always there.

I think we should be told.
 
#6
bobath_lost_his_account said:
They always smell of lovely fresh baked bread when I go past. Nice.
Get to hospital and have your nose checked out the smell is a mixture of poor quality foodstuff, a strange substance impersonating bread, grease and what can only be described as concentrated body odour.

Tried one once and having recovered from the overpowering urge to throw up left it on the table wondering how the hell anyone could do anything so bad to food.
 
#12
Subway food outlets smell so nice just like London Subway system smells nice, they have another thing in common tramps p1ss in them, it gives them that subtle aroma Pong de la pish avec la methylated spirits.
 
#13
western said:
Thanks Praetorian, I thought I was trapped with some retards here.

Nope you are not alone, only had one Subway in my life and left half of that. As for the smell, they stink of too much flavouring and should be forced to keep their doors closed to keep the fetid stench trapped for their patrons who have no sense of taste, smell or dietary knowledge.
 
#14
Sir_Sidney_Ruff_Diamond said:
Is it me or is there a certain slighly unpleasant chemical/industrial process/plasticky whiff from all Subways?

I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have visited said glorified sandwich shop on three continents and it is always there.

I think we should be told.
I know what you mean, I think its the bread.
 
#16
dpcw said:
western said:
Thanks Praetorian, I thought I was trapped with some retards here.

Nope you are not alone, only had one Subway in my life and left half of that. As for the smell, they stink of too much flavouring and should be forced to keep their doors closed to keep the fetid stench trapped for their patrons who have no sense of taste, smell or dietary knowledge.
Has anybody noticed that you get about one peice of meat, one peice of cheese, and a shitload of grass thats just been mowed from the back of the shop? What a con.

Local cafe, entire French Stick, as in about a 2 footer, full of sausage and bacon, for £3.20. About 5 sausages and a shitload of bacon. Now thats what I call a hangover cure. Mind you, you don't need to eat until about 2 days later!
 
#17
It's pretty good drunk food - especially as I know certain ones do forces discount (whether officially endorsed or not) so you can get a foot long sandwich for about £2, with as much in it as you want. Alright, it's not a quality, gormet sandwich, but when you're pissed you can't taste it anyway. And it fills more of a gap than most £2 equivalents.
 
#18
Foot long meatball marinara on cheese and herb bread with all the trimmings.

Holy fook. That is soooo good.

I know it's wrong, and I know I should know better. The thing is, it's uber addictive, maybe they
make the bread with smack in it *

Once you have tasted the thing, yer hooked.

Another thing with the subway franchise. Why is there always a Polish dude/dudette serving in there??

One of life's eternal mysteries I guess.










* joke, before I get me nuts sued off!!!!





Cheers N_W.
 
#19
Meatball marianna? What are you, Italian?


It's the 'as much meat as you can cram in the sandwich, with tripple cheese' every time. If you can then cram in lots of onion and southwest sauce, even better. Gives you amazing farts, too.
 
#20
I've never eaten in a Subway, I can't stand the smell.

My boyfriend used to love them and he used to stink of Subway too.

Thank fcuk he saw sense in the end.
 

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