Why does everyone hate army chefs?

The_Snail

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"What's in the pies chef?"

"Nobody you know".
 
Army catering went from the utterly sublime - currys mostly.....

....to the fantastically utterly shit-shitty-shit-w@nk.

W@nkfuckingw@nkyw@ank

And Sodhexo were cunts too
 

Joker62

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"What's in the pies chef?"

"Nobody you know".
Or the other answer "Don't know, I'm ACC, not CID!"

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The_Snail

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Or the other answer "Don't know, I'm ACC, not CID!"

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Or:

"Has the fish got bones got in it?"

"Do you think it jogged here?"
 
Army catering went from the utterly sublime - currys mostly.....

....to the fantastically utterly shit-shitty-shit-w@nk.

W@nkfuckingw@nkyw@ank

And Sodhexo ARE ***** too
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On a more positive note, best ACC guy I knew, could make just about anything, would always just about be there when you're starving, would always just about listen to the lads griping, oh what the fuck,
Andy Caps Commando's rule, OK, got a problem with that?
If so, see the guy above who might just GAF.!
 

Gout Man

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And there it is, the stock answer of someone whose been grateful when a chef has fallen out of bed at dark o'clock to feed them when back off a patrol but have the neck to slag off chefs when they've had one over the eight and then blame it on the cookhouse food, not the 16 pints of "Old Bollock Snuffler" they've downed in the pub.

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I cooked, sorry cheffed up my own egg banjo's thank you very much!
 

Blogg

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Never eat Salmon, that could be a viz top tip. I've never eaten salmon and avoided salmonella all my life.


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Sound advice for a better, safer and happier world but.a Para with typhoid was not on the menu either.

But we still ended up with Paratyphoid
 

The_Snail

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Army Chefs in the field and the food was usually bloody excellent. A training course on an actual camp/establishment........ The catering contractors could even bollocks up cereal given the opportunity. At least that's the two parallels I experienced in 7 years of STABtastic adventures.


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I have not read through these five pages, but want to contribute to you lot The Two Ronnies Army Catering Corps skit.

Food for thought, as it were. I could have pissed myself the first time I saw it in the pre-VHS recorder days, but some brilliant person has posted it to YouTube.

Enjoy!

 
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