Why do women talk for so long on the phone?

#1
I'm in absolute amazement. My wife has been on the phone to her Mother for just over three hours and is still going strong.
What the hell are they talking about? They saw each other a few days ago!

Why do Women spend so long on the phone?
 
#2
LordVonHarley said:
I'm in absolute amazement. My wife has been on the phone to her Mother for just over three hours and is still going strong.
What the hell are they talking about? They saw each other a few days ago!

Why do Women spend so long on the phone?
Think yourself lucky, she could be reciting all that useless sh1t to you
 
#14
LordVonHarley said:
I'm in absolute amazement. My wife has been on the phone to her Mother for just over three hours and is still going strong.
What the hell are they talking about? They saw each other a few days ago!

Why do Women spend so long on the phone?
Is it possible that you spend too much time on the internet, are a crap shag, and dull?

Just asking like, not saying you are or anything...........
 
#15
Now both daughters are living away from home my mates can at least sometimes phone me,
we used to have a phone bill bigger than some nations GDP , daughters could have spent all day with a mate , get home and then spend the next 3 hrs on the phone to them, wife taught them all they know .....

Man on phone to mate - What time ? Where ? ok mate see you then .... click

Woman ... What time ? ...long conversation on poss variations .. Where ? even longer conversation about who may or may not be there , who pulled who , shops in area ... yawn yawn ... 2 hrs later .... what time did you say ? ... oh sh#t must go and get ready ... what are you wearing ? ..... hair ? ... 2.5 hrs now gone ,... can i borrow... ? ok must go ... did you hear about ? .... well ....... ok see you later .... click , five mins go by and its back on phone for more fashion advice etc ..... then... I can't get near the bathroom for the next 2 hrs , all the hot water has been used... and its my fault we're late .

But..... I wouldn't swap them for the world ( well most of the time )
 
#16
I know a lass that has a 30 minute conversation on the phone half an hour prior to meeting the same person for a coffee. I just can't understand that.
 
#17
Have to say I have talked on the phone for a couple of hours to a dorris before today, but then the MMS msgs it produced were well worth it :)
 
#18
she is probably talking code and has led you to believe its her old trout of a mother!
shes probably talking to some utter cnut she met while she was out apparently getting the weekly shopping yestarday!

id wait till shes on the phone next time and walk into the kitchen and get the biggest pan you can find and fucking flattern that cheating bitches fucking face in!!

and while your at it!unload your spuds on her lying cheating bleeding fucking face!

then try and convince the(should be)dead mother that the phone is playing up and she didnt just hear her daughters skull get fractured.

or better still wrap the cord round her neck and say "talk now can ya"

she will see your point clearly and stick to ignoring you once more without the dull "hows dad today"shite!!

some women need only telling once!:)
 
#19
I'm speechless. :roll:

Probably because you men do not have the ability or desire to spend anything longer than 5 mins talking to women on the phone unless it involves sex.
 

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