OK, here I am in London for a quiet weekend's shopping with Mrs A. This afternoon, I am standing outside Jigsaw in Knightsbridge when a long haired scote runs out with a pair of boots under his arm. He is followed closely by a shop assistant who is clearly not going to catch him, so I decide to get involved (Having just finished lunch, and 3 x G+Ts). Four hundred yards later, I collar said scrote having beaten him over the head with my bag of shopping. He hands over the boots and says 'fair cop' or words to that effect. At this point his accomplice collars ME from behind, and they both get away, leaving with me with a sore head and a pair of boots. Now, here's my issue.........I am outside Harrods, with a security guard, a traffic warden and about thirty onlookers around and not one of them helps me when I collar the scrote, or when his accomplice catches up with us and collars me from behind. It sums up the state of the nation really, doesn't it? Rant over.