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Why do people Walt

#1
Sorry if this has been done before, but I am intrigued to know the possibilties of why people Walt.

I mean what is the point, you will get found out and when you are you will look a big f ucking idiot or am I being to naive in my thinking.
 
#2
re-stilly said:
Sorry if this has been done before, but I am intrigued to know the possibilties of why people Walt.

I mean what is the point, you will get found out and when you are you will look a big f ucking idiot or am I being to naive in my thinking.
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#7
I could answer that question, but then I'd have to kill you. The actual definition of a 'Walt' is a state secret, access to which is barred to yourself due to the fact that you are not one of '*****'.
 
#9
I do it because the ladies love a man in uniform, it impresses old codgers in the pub and I like to feel superior to others.
 
#11
They also take the belt & braces approach:

both pixilating & gaffer-taping photos. :D

As the baron was 'eard to say:
"The 'orror.. The 'orror!"

something maybe missing here.... :?

are here it is...

A well & truly dropped "H"
as in The 'orrible noble gallowsarse...
 
#12
re-stilly said:
Sorry if this has been done before, but I am intrigued to know the possibilties of why people Walt.

I mean what is the point, you will get found out and when you are you will look a big f ucking idiot or am I being to naive in my thinking.
Read the Band of Brothers quote from Henry V, that should give you a clue. Part of it is an attempt to overcome the frustration that one has never really *Done* something with one's life that attracts a certain kind or degree of respect for having *Been There*, coupled to a bit of the "I could have been a contender ... not my fault I didn't have the opportunity"

Of course for others, it's a chance for a scam of some form or another (entry in desirable parts of society, events, etc)






For some of us, though, it's simply the chance to cadge a few free beers ...
 
#13
Met a ta walt, making 50 grand a year out of walting, thinking of taking it up, I was once in the catering corp, and cooked with gordon ramsey etc, walting could be fun, going to be an ex train driver tomorrow, then a security guard next week, walting is fun
 
#14
otterlygreat said:
Met a ta walt, making 50 grand a year out of walting, thinking of taking it up, I was once in the catering corp, and cooked with gordon ramsey etc, walting could be fun, going to be an ex train driver tomorrow, then a security guard next week, walting is fun
I would as long as I could get away with the sh1te spelling you posess, and I'm a thick ED :wink:
 
#16
re-stilly said:
Sorry if this has been done before, but I am intrigued to know the possibilties of why people Walt.

I mean what is the point, you will get found out and when you are you will look a big f ucking idiot or am I being to naive in my thinking.
As with most things in life at the root of it there will be some fella trying to get women to touch their c-ck. Once that starts it all a spiral of lies after that. Simples.
 

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