Why do I feel randy when hungover?

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  1. Any of you medical bods know what causes this?

    Googled it but got nothing, so I thought I would Arrse it.
     
  2. because Randy lets you?
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  3. All the bevvy does horrific things to your liver and your ability to control hormone levels - brewer's droop? Jesus I used to suffer brewer's priapism, that began after the eighth pint and continued through the hangover. Sam Smith's viagra.
     
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You need to have a hangover?!?!?
     
  5. Nope. ..... for the love of God No! Not Randy!
     
  6. So I can blame my liver?

    I had a theory that it was because I wanted to rest my head between a pair of warm pert breasts.
     
  7. Normally at that stage the "pert breasts" have turned in to sagging whoppers of joy.......so i have to fcuk it any way.... 8O
     
  8. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    And what causes similar state of arousal in hot weather?

    (Dont give me the bit about scantily clad ladeees, they dont float my particular boat)
     
  9. Are you a stinking queer?
     
  10. I used to go to the Robert peel in kingstone for all my sunday hangover hornyness, worked wonders
     
  11. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    ehhh nope, im female :oops:
     
  12. Ahh, the Robert Peel, purveyor of ropey strippers and heavy metal to the men of south west London for many a year! I often get the horn when I have a rotten hangover, which is odd considering I usually am praying for death by that point...
     
  13. That's what confusses me, I feel like sh1t but what have an urge for naked fun. It's an oximorron.
     
  14. sounds like a very morbid, would you try and shag a Goth for your final good bye bang - well they are already dressed for the wake. :D