Why do I feel randy when hungover?

#1
Any of you medical bods know what causes this?

Googled it but got nothing, so I thought I would Arrse it.
 
#3
All the bevvy does horrific things to your liver and your ability to control hormone levels - brewer's droop? Jesus I used to suffer brewer's priapism, that began after the eighth pint and continued through the hangover. Sam Smith's viagra.
 

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#4
You need to have a hangover?!?!?
 
#6
gobbyidiot said:
All the bevvy does horrific things to your liver and your ability to control hormone levels - brewer's droop? Jesus I used to suffer brewer's priapism, that began after the eighth pint and continued through the hangover. Sam Smith's viagra.
So I can blame my liver?

I had a theory that it was because I wanted to rest my head between a pair of warm pert breasts.
 
#7
LordVonHarley said:
gobbyidiot said:
All the bevvy does horrific things to your liver and your ability to control hormone levels - brewer's droop? Jesus I used to suffer brewer's priapism, that began after the eighth pint and continued through the hangover. Sam Smith's viagra.
So I can blame my liver?

I had a theory that it was because I wanted to rest my head between a pair of warm pert breasts.
Normally at that stage the "pert breasts" have turned in to sagging whoppers of joy.......so i have to fcuk it any way.... 8O
 
#8
LordVonHarley said:
Any of you medical bods know what causes this?

Googled it but got nothing, so I thought I would Arrse it.
And what causes similar state of arousal in hot weather?

(Dont give me the bit about scantily clad ladeees, they dont float my particular boat)
 
#9
mwl946 said:
ladeees, they dont float my particular boat)
Are you a stinking queer?
 
#10
I used to go to the Robert peel in kingstone for all my sunday hangover hornyness, worked wonders
 
#12
thegimp said:
I used to go to the Robert peel in kingstone for all my sunday hangover hornyness, worked wonders
Ahh, the Robert Peel, purveyor of ropey strippers and heavy metal to the men of south west London for many a year! I often get the horn when I have a rotten hangover, which is odd considering I usually am praying for death by that point...
 
#13
Bradstyley said:
thegimp said:
I used to go to the Robert peel in kingstone for all my sunday hangover hornyness, worked wonders
Ahh, the Robert Peel, purveyor of ropey strippers and heavy metal to the men of south west London for many a year! I often get the horn when I have a rotten hangover, which is odd considering I usually am praying for death by that point...
That's what confusses me, I feel like sh1t but what have an urge for naked fun. It's an oximorron.
 
#15
Mr_Deputy said:
I usually put it down to this:

I am going to die hence I have the urge to pass on my DNA urgently before I cark it.
sounds like a very morbid, would you try and shag a Goth for your final good bye bang - well they are already dressed for the wake. :D
 
#16
LordVonHarley said:
Mr_Deputy said:
I usually put it down to this:

I am going to die hence I have the urge to pass on my DNA urgently before I cark it.
sounds like a very morbid, would you try and shag a Goth for your final good bye bang - well they are already dressed for the wake. :D
F*ck yeah, goth chicks are pure filth in the sack, a winning combination of deviant sexuality being popular in their subculture and usually weak self-esteem, they'll do whatever you like :twisted: ...

edited for mong spelling
 
#18
Mr_Deputy said:
LordVonHarley said:
Mr_Deputy said:
I usually put it down to this:

I am going to die hence I have the urge to pass on my DNA urgently before I cark it.
sounds like a very morbid, would you try and shag a Goth for your final good bye bang - well they are already dressed for the wake. :D
If i was that drunk that I had passed out in a town centre there is a good chance of this happening in fact as they seem to start hanging around at about midday. So I could wake up, think i am dying and grab a suitably dressed 'mourner' Goth girl skank to be the mother of my child. It's not ideal but its hard to get a decent plan together when you can't open your eyes.
Oi!! I resemble that remark... :evil:
 
#19
Bradstyley said:
LordVonHarley said:
Mr_Deputy said:
I usually put it down to this:

I am going to die hence I have the urge to pass on my DNA urgently before I cark it.
sounds like a very morbid, would you try and shag a Goth for your final good bye bang - well they are already dressed for the wake. :D
F*ck yeah, goth chicks are pure filth in the sack, a winning combination of deviant sexuality being popular in their subculture and usually weak self-esteem, they'll do whatever you like :twisted: ...

edited for mong spelling
You need GothSex.Com
 

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