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HAVE to flush the toilet when one is in the shower - ffs it's not going to kill anyone to lurk there for 30 minutes or so is it?

 
#4
It's just one of our little pleasures in life......
 
#6
HAVE to flush the toilet when one is in the shower - ffs it's not going to kill anyone to lurk there for 30 minutes or so is it?

Get your own back, wait until she's in the shower & do the same to her, if you've got a thermostat on the hot water, turn it right up to max so without the cold mixing in it will just about scald her! Then ask her how she enjoyed it!! ;-)
 
#7
Mine washes her hands when I'm in the shower (flushing water is a separate main in HK). 6 + years and she still does it. Old dogs, new tricks?

Why do women insist on having conversations in doorways or corridors? The three in my house do it all the time - it really pisses me off.
 
#8
It's just one of our little pleasures in life......
So why whinge so much when we have to have a paper reading motion when your in the bath, with all your pinky scenty candley bubbly stuff? just one of our little pleasures in life! makes the bathroom smell more manly!!
 
#9
Get your own back, wait until she's in the shower & do the same to her, if you've got a thermostat on the hot water, turn it right up to max so without the cold mixing in it will just about scald her! Then ask her how she enjoyed it!! ;-)
There's a difference being brave and just downright stupid you know?
 
#10
Get your own back, wait until she's in the shower & do the same to her, if you've got a thermostat on the hot water, turn it right up to max so without the cold mixing in it will just about scald her! Then ask her how she enjoyed it!! ;-)
i tried this after complaining about the plughole being blocked after she washed and combed her hair in the shower. she said i was overreacting about the shower ferret so i shaved off all my pubes next time i was in and left them (an impressive haul) there for her.

she didnt seem to think she was overreacting.
 
#11
So why whinge so much when we have to have a paper reading motion when your in the bath, with all your pinky scenty candley bubbly stuff? just one of our little pleasures in life! makes the bathroom smell more manly!!

WKD advert walt!!
 
#13
My wifes fat bastard friend asked me if it would be easier to get a lapband in lapland?,,I said yes because they do it to reindeer,,,,,,,She believed me !!....
 
#14
I'm from Yorkshire, I thought 'Shower' meant those cnuts over the
Pennines!
Well you live and learn, I'll have to tell the Missis, that thing hanging
up there isn't a big Dildo,now!
 
#17
I wasnt offering you a bottle of blue detergent, simply pointing out that your shit dit was nicked from an advert.

Do try to keep up :)
 
#18
HAVE to flush the toilet when one is in the shower - ffs it's not going to kill anyone to lurk there for 30 minutes or so is it?

Who the fuck spends 30 mins in the shower........................................
 
#19
#20
Women always have a bad habit of doing stupid things when you're in the shower. The sooner Mrs EDM realises that the shower is the only private place I have left for a wank and lets me have my "Man time" alone in there the bloody better.
 
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