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Why do fat chicks go to the gym

#1
I know I know the answer is to loose weight, but on PT today ( What u say...) and whilst trying to do my bit, 2 very large chicks came in all in Lycra jump onto the bikes and push out 10 minutes whilst gassing and on level one, after 5 minutes messing with the controls, then leave.. WTF, what was the point.. So what are they trying to prove.. It's in the genes...
 
#5
I think the real question is why you weren't hanging out of the back of both of their sweaty arses and blowing your ball grot all over their armadillo esque backs. Puff.
 
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#6
I know I know the answer is to loose weight, but on PT today ( What u say...) and whilst trying to do my bit, 2 very large chicks came in all in Lycra jump onto the bikes and push out 10 minutes whilst gassing and on level one, after 5 minutes messing with the controls, then leave.. WTF, what was the point.. So what are they trying to prove.. It's in the genes...
They were just there to taunt you and flaunt their voluptuous bodies. You didn`t manage to pull, did you?
 
#8
So they can shuffle their dirty sweaty gash all over the seats, knowing you will be there the moment they get off sniffing and inhaling their luscious scent.


Or is that only me.
 
#9
For the same reason they did exactly the same thing last year and will again next: the triumph of hope over experience.

Fatties' brains do not work the same way as most of us. Where we have brain-cells devoted to willpower, concentration, motivation and forward-thinking, they have cake-identification. That's why they should be shot. Fucked and shot.
 
#10
For the same reason they did exactly the same thing last year and will again next: the triumph of hope over experience.

Fatties' brains do not work the same way as most of us. Where we have brain-cells devoted to willpower, concentration, motivation and forward-thinking, they have cake-identification. That's why they should be shot. Fucked and shot.
Hate to add this, why are half the wives on most pads estates over a size 16 ( btw mine isn't ;) )
 
#13
So they can shuffle their dirty sweaty gash all over the seats, knowing you will be there the moment they get off sniffing and inhaling their luscious scent.


Or is that only me.

No, thats not only you Stilly.... the word you are looking for is QOUMPH !!! Qoumphing and Snurgelling are the hobbies that make some peoples lives worth living.
 
#17
For the same reason they did exactly the same thing last year and will again next: the triumph of hope over experience.

Fatties' brains do not work the same way as most of us. Where we have brain-cells devoted to willpower, concentration, motivation and forward-thinking, they have cake-identification. That's why they should be shot. Fucked and shot.
Shot. Fucked and shot?

bigbird can handle that.... in any order...and whilst on her mobile to Greggs.
 
#20
No, thats not only you Stilly.... the word you are looking for is QOUMPH !!! Qoumphing and Snurgelling are the hobbies that make some peoples lives worth living.
We used, I mean they, used to be called Grumblefrunchers. We, no..they, go around sniffing the seats of ladies bicycles..especially if they are chained up in cobbled streets or sometimes roads with pot holes.

Very exhilarating, er.. so I'm led to believe.
 

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