Fat birds look sh1te in thongs. Is there anything worse than seeing some bloated wheezer with stretch marks wearing low-slung jeans and the top of a thong sticking out? Also, why do fat people wear sportswear? On any given day in any town there's the fat family waddling around in feckin Adidas shell suits and trainers. The only exercise they've ever done is pushing one out while on the crapper. Fat people, especially overweight women with bingo-wings, should be made to wear sackcloth smocks until they learn to stop shoving food into their pie holes. Fat t0ssers.