I only ask because CNN is bombarding me with antipodean twats, male and female, and it reminds me of the heyday of Kangaroo Valley. No offence, you've stagged, but...
Och...look, I'm getting way in over my head with this one. Basically we all shelled out and shifted around our lives to accomodate this bitch's wedding and in the end she turned out to be a boring, ungrateful, selfish arsehole of a woman.
In all fairness and as much as I like bagging Aussies (and here in NZ that's not so much a national sport as a compulsary state sanctioned religion) it could just be that she was female, and not an *Aussie* female.
But for your amusement I present my favourite Strine joke:
What's long and hard and buggers Australians?
I thank you.