Why Didn't I Get That Kind Of Teacher?

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  1. Miss quits class for porn career | The Sun |News

  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Wouldn't exactly call her 'stunning'. Not by a long stretch of the imagination. She wouldn't last 5 minutes in the glamour U.S. or EU (non-niche) porn industries.
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    what, cos she looks naturally attractive rather than pumped full of collagen, peroxided to within an inch of her life and has had comedy plastic tits fitted?
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer


    She is definitely one for the Fiona Cooper/amateur/housewife collection.

    I don't really see the point in Council Estate porn, if I take the time to have a tug over a chick, she needs to be an absolute stunner who I have no chance of pulling in real life, either that or extreme porn with midgets and stuff, you know the kind of sick and twisted shit that never happens in real life.

    Watching an average looking bird, that you could trap in Wetherspoons, getting nailed on a DFS sofa, does nothing for me.
  5. All my teachers were cast offs from Hammer Horror.
  6. I think you've got my porn watching down to a T there Ravers!!!
    Have you been spying on my gaff again? I thought the restraining order prevented that!
    PS - I'd still rattle the dirty scutter from one end of the DFS sofa to the garden shed though :) Good show Miss :)
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I'm not saying I wouldn't blast it until the neighbours complained about the smell, but to go to all the effort of having a hand shandy over her vids? I think not.

    As long as there are stunning Eastern European birds who would otherwise be doing catwalk modelling had they not been born in a Communist hell hole, but instead are forced into a career of putting things in each other's bottoms for my viewing pleasure, I'll not be subscribing to any of that common Ben Dover/Razzle/Escort scud.
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    No. Merely because she is a minger. 'Naturally attractive' would appear to be very subjective, but in her case I would definitely apply the 'beer goggle's theory. Still would though.
  9. She's about as 'naturally attractive' as a bag of magnets.
  10. Do you want to think that one through again? Perhaps another simile that is accurate?
  11. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I think he meant 'about as naturally attractive as Margaret Beckett smeered from head to toe with foxes shit and a flange seeping putrid yellow slime'.
  12. I think some of the comments here are too harsh , as if some of the blokes here are saying " yeah I've done it with some really hot porn stars and belive me guys she's no looker " . Yeah I believe you

    I can understand why she might have given up the teaching career because she doesn't come across as very bright . Example :

    " What's the difference between this and other porn films ? "

    " uhm it's actually real without it being amatuer "

    sounds likeany other porn film I guess ?
  13. You don't live in Devon then