Why Didn't I Get That Kind Of Teacher?

#1
Miss quits class for porn career | The Sun |News

Stunning brunette Liselle Bailey left teaching a year ago to produce and star in explicit adult films.
Now the North London beauty's new career has been rumbled by many of her ex-students - who have stumbled upon her hardcore videos on the internet.
And they are full of praise for their old tutor - many posting messages of support online.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
Wouldn't exactly call her 'stunning'. Not by a long stretch of the imagination. She wouldn't last 5 minutes in the glamour U.S. or EU (non-niche) porn industries.
what, cos she looks naturally attractive rather than pumped full of collagen, peroxided to within an inch of her life and has had comedy plastic tits fitted?
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#4
Wouldn't exactly call her 'stunning'. Not by a long stretch of the imagination. She wouldn't last 5 minutes in the glamour U.S. or EU (non-niche) porn industries.
Quite.

She is definitely one for the Fiona Cooper/amateur/housewife collection.

I don't really see the point in Council Estate porn, if I take the time to have a tug over a chick, she needs to be an absolute stunner who I have no chance of pulling in real life, either that or extreme porn with midgets and stuff, you know the kind of sick and twisted shit that never happens in real life.

Watching an average looking bird, that you could trap in Wetherspoons, getting nailed on a DFS sofa, does nothing for me.
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#6
Quite.

She is definitely one for the Fiona Cooper/amateur/housewife collection.

I don't really see the point in Council Estate porn, if I take the time to have a tug over a chick, she needs to be an absolute stunner who I have no chance of pulling in real life, either that or extreme porn with midgets and stuff, you know the kind of sick and twisted shit that never happens in real life.

Watching an average looking bird, that you could trap in Wetherspoons, getting nailed on a DFS sofa, does nothing for me.
I think you've got my porn watching down to a T there Ravers!!!
Have you been spying on my gaff again? I thought the restraining order prevented that!
PS - I'd still rattle the dirty scutter from one end of the DFS sofa to the garden shed though :) Good show Miss :)
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#7
I think you've got my porn watching down to a T there Ravers!!!
Have you been spying on my gaff again? I thought the restraining order prevented that!
PS - I'd still rattle the dirty scutter from one end of the DFS sofa to the garden shed though :) Good show Miss :)
I'm not saying I wouldn't blast it until the neighbours complained about the smell, but to go to all the effort of having a hand shandy over her vids? I think not.

As long as there are stunning Eastern European birds who would otherwise be doing catwalk modelling had they not been born in a Communist hell hole, but instead are forced into a career of putting things in each other's bottoms for my viewing pleasure, I'll not be subscribing to any of that common Ben Dover/Razzle/Escort scud.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
what, cos she looks naturally attractive rather than pumped full of collagen, peroxided to within an inch of her life and has had comedy plastic tits fitted?
No. Merely because she is a minger. 'Naturally attractive' would appear to be very subjective, but in her case I would definitely apply the 'beer goggle's theory. Still would though.
 
#13
I think some of the comments here are too harsh , as if some of the blokes here are saying " yeah I've done it with some really hot porn stars and belive me guys she's no looker " . Yeah I believe you

I can understand why she might have given up the teaching career because she doesn't come across as very bright . Example :

" What's the difference between this and other porn films ? "

" uhm it's actually real without it being amatuer "

sounds likeany other porn film I guess ?
 
#15

udipur

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Here are several of note from America in the last several years who allegedly took advantage of young male students:

The 50 Most Infamous Female Teacher Sex Scandals - The 50 Most Infamous Female Teacher Sex Scandals - Zimbio
Would I be getting into political hot water by noticing that it seems to be about 95% white women who do this, a hint of Hispanic and just the mere inkling of the African American community?

Since I went to a school where all the staff were white and one of my mates managed to schtup the reasonably sexy (from an 18 year old's perspective as opposed to the jaded hinterland of my 40's where she has to be pneumatic, lithe and thoroughly accommodating for me to even consider a lazy hand shandy) teaching assistant from France, my experience (albeit - alas - secondhand) supports this ethnic analysis.
 

Similar threads

Latest Threads