Why did the Hedgehog cross the road

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  1. So he could find his way into my garden, seek out my discreetly buried dogplop bin, fall in and drown in shite..

    Mrs SC is actually blubbing at the mo. I however, am covered in chemical dogplop destroyer and rancid shite - and I now own a black bag containing a very bloated, dead spiky thing.

    *Edited for mong spelling.
  2. thanks for that :roll:
  3. Second best read of the day.
  4. Cover it in clay, bake for 120 mins at 200c, break open and eat. FFs sunday roasts do not get any better!
  5. send it to bob ainsworth as an indication of how loved he is by the Forces.
  6. LOL :twisted:
  7. I'm outraged that a Hedgehog, a much loved native creature, is mentioned in the same sentence as Bob Ain't Worth It!
  8. Thank you for sharing!
  9. If you weren't married, you could just let it rot into a hideous amorphous mass of vileness. The opening scenes of 'Withnail and I' spring to mind...
  10. So he could be part of the 'Improvised Weapons' thread.
  11. Here in lies the problem. The binmen turned up yesterday morning and they only collect once a fortnight...

    What to do with the unfortunate spiky chap? Answers on a postcard please.
  12. Put him in the deep freeze :D
  13. Ram it up your MP's arrse. Sideways.
  14. If the hedgehog had been given the choice of ways to die which do you think he would choose:

    Drown in doggy toilet or petshopped up an MP bum?