Why did England lose to Russia?

Why did England lose to Russia?

  • Easy, England are 5hite with overatted players

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  • Steve Mclaren, he's a fool

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  • The pitch, its was far too level and like playing on a pool table

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  • Wouldnt of happened if El Tel was in charge

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  • The English players went to Russia with a "easy win" attitude

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  • Wayne Rooney giving away a penalty, what a c0ck

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#2
'Cos they played Lescott, who last week looked like an old granny with the ball. Plus, they went to Russia thinking, that after the last result, it'd be a walk in the park. Tossers.
 

ugly

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#3
Because after an easy first half they decided to neither attack nor defend. Gimps!
 
#4
I think it was because Russia scored two goals and England only scored one, but will check the rule book and get back to you.

Its only a bloody game though, so going to take my England top off and start cheering for the Jocks tonight.
 
#5
'Cos they are a bunch of smug, lazy tossers who don't feel the need to try very hard.

Sack them all and replace them with an assortment of lower division cloggers and 17 year old apprentices who would at least run their b*ll*cks off for their country. And put Martin O'Neill in charge. They might not do much better than the current mob, but they wouldn't do any worse!
 

ugly

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#7
schweik said:
'Cos they are a bunch of smug, lazy tossers who don't feel the need to try very hard.

Sack them all and replace them with an assortment of lower division cloggers and 17 year old apprentices who would at least run their b*ll*cks off for their country. And put Martin O'Neill in charge. They might not do much better than the current mob, but they wouldn't do any worse!
Please no I'd rather my Granny was the manager than him!
 
#8
RitchieRitch69 said:
'Cos they played Lescott, who last week looked like an old granny with the ball. Plus, they went to Russia thinking, that after the last result, it'd be a walk in the park. Tossers.
I know, why the fcuk didnt Nicky Shorey start, hes naturally left footed,plays left back and lives 6 doors away from me!

Lescotts hair looked a bit like Des Walkers but with none of the footballing ability!
 
#9
Talk about fickle fans...England will still qualify and besides, its more exciting this way no?

Now switch over to BBC2 and watch Scotland in action!
 
#10
ugly said:
schweik said:
'Cos they are a bunch of smug, lazy tossers who don't feel the need to try very hard.

Sack them all and replace them with an assortment of lower division cloggers and 17 year old apprentices who would at least run their b*ll*cks off for their country. And put Martin O'Neill in charge. They might not do much better than the current mob, but they wouldn't do any worse!
Please no I'd rather my Granny was the manager than him!
Jose's free! Get him now before someone else does!
 
#11
They are, to a man, a cunch of bunts, overpaid, over-rated and a waste of decent organs.
 
#12
ugly said:
schweik said:
'Cos they are a bunch of smug, lazy tossers who don't feel the need to try very hard.

Sack them all and replace them with an assortment of lower division cloggers and 17 year old apprentices who would at least run their b*ll*cks off for their country. And put Martin O'Neill in charge. They might not do much better than the current mob, but they wouldn't do any worse!
Please no I'd rather my Granny was the manager than him!
I'd rather my granny was in charge than McLaren, and she's been dead 40 years.
 
#13
Fcuk me Mclaren just giving his interview saying "Well its out of our hands now", no 5hit sherlock! Its thanks to you, you unimaginative turd that we havent qualified already, wrong selection, wrong tactics, wrong manager.
 
#14
ugly said:
schweik said:
'Cos they are a bunch of smug, lazy tossers who don't feel the need to try very hard.

Sack them all and replace them with an assortment of lower division cloggers and 17 year old apprentices who would at least run their b*ll*cks off for their country. And put Martin O'Neill in charge. They might not do much better than the current mob, but they wouldn't do any worse!
Please no I'd rather my Granny was the manager than him!
Is she employable at the moment :? Needs to be able to watch football matches and scribble on paper. Starting wage £5.50 an hour with bonuses up to £1million pound a year once sacked.
 
#16
Taz_786 said:
Talk about fickle fans...England will still qualify and besides, its more exciting this way no?

Now switch over to BBC2 and watch Scotland in action!
God,Scotland are 1 - 0 down now, I give up! :cry:
 

ugly

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#17
So will we qualify and if we dont will the balding one go?
 
#18
ugly said:
So will we qualify and if we dont will the balding one go?
No, not unless by some miracle Israel beat Russia. he should go whatever happens, worse than Graham Taylor.
 
#19
Barrack Room Lawyer said:
ugly said:
schweik said:
'Cos they are a bunch of smug, lazy tossers who don't feel the need to try very hard.

Sack them all and replace them with an assortment of lower division cloggers and 17 year old apprentices who would at least run their b*ll*cks off for their country. And put Martin O'Neill in charge. They might not do much better than the current mob, but they wouldn't do any worse!
Please no I'd rather my Granny was the manager than him!
Jose's free! Get him now before someone else does!
I know bugger all about football (too many man made fibres and men who need a haircut) but, I think the word your looking for is "available" one thing he wont be is free!
 
#20
Taz_786 said:
Talk about fickle fans...England will still qualify and besides, its more exciting this way no?

Now switch over to BBC2 and watch Scotland in action!
No we won't. Israel have nothing to play for against Russia and neither Russia or Croatia will drop points against Macedonia.

ugly said:
Please no I'd rather my Granny was the manager than him!
With Rooney in the squad?



As for why we won't qualify - because the British press fcuked up our chances of getting Scolari by being their normal set of cnuts self and we ended up with the grinning fcuking ginger tawt McClown instead.
 

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