The UK needs a good Malleting and then some.
Supermarkets have turned a glass bottle of milk into a carton. Due to icy roads farmers destroy milk that cannot be collected
Bread is mass produced, Greggs is shoite it really is.
Meat well we always did import from South America. Granted Aberdeen Angus is still nice to taste but how the fcuk did Kobe beef get here
At least Irn Bru still outsells coke.
I drove around in freezing fog today and all I thought of was Tonga.
With 400 tons of salt to deice a city like Glasgow who is to recieve the above mallet