Why crabs are hated

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ugly, May 7, 2013.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Even their growbags are made by monsters:

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  2. more interested in victoria rubber works!

    and some of those outfits look like elvis would be proud to wear them
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  3. it's pronounced FrankenSTEEN
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  4. Those are soooo 1990's... Everyone who is anyone wears solid pastels these days...
  5. 5'11" to 6'2", chest 36" - 39". More work in ther gym there biggles.
  6. They itch like fuck....

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  7. Not personal experience I trust.
  8. ...ask your missus!
  9. What I hate about crabs is that as I stand 200cm tall and around 90kg, on land or whilst scuba diving, they sit back and snap at me. The disrespectful unpredictable little cunts, I'm 20x your size, my brain is 90x yours and yet you sit there having a go! Fucking crabs.
  10. Famous company. Made what was to become the basis for NASA spacesuits. There was a great chippie next to the factory.
    Newton Heath also produced Wilsons bitter and mild beers sadly long gone.
    I'm rambling aren't I?
  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I used to live near Brewery Junction!
  12. ...are you talking about the ones that crawl through beaver......?

    ...or the brylcream boys and gels......?
  13. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    I do believe that in this forum the pubic lice variety seem to be more welcome!
  14. Yet you would like me to help at the end of the month???????
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