Why Cant Wife/Girlfreinds Get out of Supermarket Car Pks

Pararegtom

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#1
This is fecking ridiculous, twice in 3 months Mrs PRT has bent the motor, coming out of Tesco,s and a cinema Car Pk, 1st it was my motor reversed into Bollard (twice) then this week she pings her car on 3 trolleys, front lights smashed and offside door f,,ked. what,s wrong with them!!! and excuse was never saw the trolleys (I answer do Tesco,s have trolleys for midgets) rant over. Anyone else got a challenged driver for another half.
 
#2
My new one scares the crap out of me with her driving. I've learnt to accept that death is always present when in the car with her - she's even f**cking worse if I comment on it 8O
 
#3
Its because they don't give a monkeys about motors.

If they were driving a pair of shoes there wouldn't be a problem.
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#4
Women would be far better drivers if we made them adhere to the highway code inside the supermarket as well. The bints are a random fucking nightmare behind a trolley, same standards when they get behind the wheel.
 
#5
My misses is fecking unbelievable, serving in Germany for god knows how many years and lucky enough to have a new car every year, but she's managed to bend every fecking one of them one way or another.

Her favourite trick is to wedge the bloody car on those metal bollards the Germans like to have in the car parks, one time she got it stuck on the front wing then instead of reversing off she just put her foot down and took out the whole right hand side, WTF!!!!

Why can't women reverse? I'll watch her trying to park the car in front of the Qtr and she always wedges the bloody thing on the wooden fence in front of the house.

Nightmare.
 

Pararegtom

LE
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#6
dingerr said:
Its because they don't give a monkeys about motors.

If they were driving a pair of shoes there wouldn't be a problem.





Never a Truer word said Dingerr
 
#8
I once watched this silly old moo trying to reverse in to a car park space.

She had a brand spanking new motor WITH parking sensors, NOTHING parked 2 spaces on either side AND her daughter guiding her and she still couldn't manage to park in the frigging space without going over the white lines on either side of her.

Unfeckingbelievable.
 

Pararegtom

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#9
milsum said:
I don't think it's just women, I think it's other people in general. They're rubbish. All of them.




Say what you mean Mils))
 
#10
My wife must be the exception to the rule then-

Parks taking up 1 1/2 spaces so that her doors don't get dinged.
Will walk from the furthest corner of any carpark if she reckons thats the safest place to park.
Gets worse road-rage than I do at silly woman drivers.

Sister is even better -

Has beaten many a male in rally and rally-cross events.
Can and has changed an engine in a mini on her own
Used to drive a 400hp sierra cosworth , and Mk2 escort RS .
Once saw her burn off some boy-racers from a petrol station , full opposite lock both ways as she left them for dead in their hot hatch thing.

Ex mother in law-

Quite simply the worst driver I have ever seen , never- ever got out of third in her car , never-ever looked where she was going, couldn't park with an accuracy of less than about five feet , the car looked like it had been in a war-zone for years.
 
#11
milsum said:
I don't think it's just women, I think it's other people in general. They're rubbish. All of them.
Is that speaking from your view point as a SMASH alien and UFO driver?

 
#12
They get angry if they can't get a family space. FFS it's only a few extra yards to walk.
 
#13
Ah this old chestnut my missus would say she needed more space after pulling in so she would go forward and reverse barely turning giving her about an inch more room and wonder why i shook my head at her
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#16
There, you see. That's the problem with allowing women to drive in the first place. I mean, one wouldn't give the keys to Polaris to a deranged chimp, would you?
 
#17
Pararegtom said:
This is fecking ridiculous, twice in 3 months Mrs PRT has bent the motor, coming out of Tesco,s and a cinema Car Pk, 1st it was my motor reversed into Bollard (twice) then this week she pings her car on 3 trolleys, front lights smashed and offside door f,,ked. what,s wrong with them!!! and excuse was never saw the trolleys (I answer do Tesco,s have trolleys for midgets) rant over. Anyone else got a challenged driver for another half.
Christ, until I read this I thought it was only me that had this problem of repairing cars, only two weeks ago I had my wife in my motor to drive into a field to pick up a cattle trailer, I stood with gate open [ to stop sheep escaping] and fcuk me she managed to swipe the rear quarter on the the g/post all she had to do was go straight FFS, I fucking give up.!!!
 
#18
Shit the lot of them.

Ex used to take 15 minutes to reverse into a parking space, her mother would drive, and have a tendency to wander over the other side of the road, then complain other people nearly hit her

The missus used to race motorbikes, and so thinks she is constantly on a a race track. She has no sense of engine revs or gears, or even putting fuel in for that matter. Or actual other road users. Or the size of her car. And cant reverse/park/drive in general
 
#19
Years of careful observation of these idiots has led me to notice that WIMMIN don't hold a steering wheel. Yes their hands make contact with it but they only exert pressure through their finger tips.

Watch what happens when an effort is required to turn the steering wheel quickly. A bloke will grab hold and either wang it round or use the correct 10-2 method and use force and effort to achieve the aim. WMMIN mince it and wonder why as they are still travelling forward/backwards they have run out of room before the wheels are pointing in the desired direction.

This is most apparent at slower speeds where larger rotations are usually required more. Have a watch of said WIMMIN when they are moving forward and accelerating out of a manoeuvre. The wheel will not be assisted as it rotates itself back to datum but just fingertipped about a bit. Consequently the favourite move of "SHIT over shot the bend, STAB BRAKE and fingertip the steering wheel a little to recover"

I postulate this is all down to 2 intrinsic features of all WIMMIN:

Laziness - "I'm not going to do it properly and safely with effort when I can do it anyway without"

Vanity - "I can't be seen to be doing anything that resembles non-girly behaviour such as turning a steering wheel with effort.

Here endeth the lesson
 

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