Why Cant Wife/Girlfreinds Get out of Supermarket Car Pks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pararegtom, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    This is fecking ridiculous, twice in 3 months Mrs PRT has bent the motor, coming out of Tesco,s and a cinema Car Pk, 1st it was my motor reversed into Bollard (twice) then this week she pings her car on 3 trolleys, front lights smashed and offside door f,,ked. what,s wrong with them!!! and excuse was never saw the trolleys (I answer do Tesco,s have trolleys for midgets) rant over. Anyone else got a challenged driver for another half.
  2. My new one scares the crap out of me with her driving. I've learnt to accept that death is always present when in the car with her - she's even f**cking worse if I comment on it 8O
  3. Its because they don't give a monkeys about motors.

    If they were driving a pair of shoes there wouldn't be a problem.
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Women would be far better drivers if we made them adhere to the highway code inside the supermarket as well. The bints are a random fucking nightmare behind a trolley, same standards when they get behind the wheel.
  5. My misses is fecking unbelievable, serving in Germany for god knows how many years and lucky enough to have a new car every year, but she's managed to bend every fecking one of them one way or another.

    Her favourite trick is to wedge the bloody car on those metal bollards the Germans like to have in the car parks, one time she got it stuck on the front wing then instead of reversing off she just put her foot down and took out the whole right hand side, WTF!!!!

    Why can't women reverse? I'll watch her trying to park the car in front of the Qtr and she always wedges the bloody thing on the wooden fence in front of the house.

  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Never a Truer word said Dingerr
  7. I don't think it's just women, I think it's other people in general. They're rubbish. All of them.
  8. I once watched this silly old moo trying to reverse in to a car park space.

    She had a brand spanking new motor WITH parking sensors, NOTHING parked 2 spaces on either side AND her daughter guiding her and she still couldn't manage to park in the frigging space without going over the white lines on either side of her.

  9. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Say what you mean Mils))
  10. My wife must be the exception to the rule then-

    Parks taking up 1 1/2 spaces so that her doors don't get dinged.
    Will walk from the furthest corner of any carpark if she reckons thats the safest place to park.
    Gets worse road-rage than I do at silly woman drivers.

    Sister is even better -

    Has beaten many a male in rally and rally-cross events.
    Can and has changed an engine in a mini on her own
    Used to drive a 400hp sierra cosworth , and Mk2 escort RS .
    Once saw her burn off some boy-racers from a petrol station , full opposite lock both ways as she left them for dead in their hot hatch thing.

    Ex mother in law-

    Quite simply the worst driver I have ever seen , never- ever got out of third in her car , never-ever looked where she was going, couldn't park with an accuracy of less than about five feet , the car looked like it had been in a war-zone for years.
  11. Is that speaking from your view point as a SMASH alien and UFO driver?

  12. Tytus_Barnowl

    Tytus_Barnowl On ROPs

    They get angry if they can't get a family space. FFS it's only a few extra yards to walk.
  13. Ah this old chestnut my missus would say she needed more space after pulling in so she would go forward and reverse barely turning giving her about an inch more room and wonder why i shook my head at her
  14. Quite. Fit only to be EXTERMINATED, like the VERMIN they !@#$%^*ARE!! :pissedoff: :skull: :rage: :pissed: :rambo: :frustrated:

    So to speak.