Why cant people stay awake on duty??

#1
Why is it that people always feel the need to sleep on duty? All you have to do is answer the feckin phone....is it that knackering? I undersatnd that you may have had a tough day at school, but duty is chills ville!! At the end of the day you only have to answer the phone....you don't have to mess with the guard, fcuk the rop's about or even empty the bins........all you have to do is sit on your arrse and stand on the gate for 1 hour if you're the 2ic! What more do you people want from a duty? You have heating, comfy chairs, hot water for brews, 240V for your laptops (geeks), even an RP for company! You can even phone your mates in Iraq for 3 hours at a time and hope the orderly officer doesn't try and contact you on that number!!!
Need i say more.............you people are week (yes i mean you ladies!!!)
UNLUCKY - 6 extras.........treat yourself!!

Bet you won't do it again!

hahahahahahahaha
 
#2
Wondered how long this would take to make it on here, surprised it took this long actually. The lengths people will go to just to get a mention on arrse
 
#3
well actually i thought i would see how long it took some sad cnut like you to actually reply!!

cheers easy!!
 
#4
I meant the soldier in question was obviously deliberately on the phone for 3 hours then faked being asleep and took the 6 extras just so some sad cnut like you would talk about them on Arrse.
 
#5
whateva fat lad......keep chuntering, the fact is some soft tech full screw messed up and now she's probably crying over spilt milk eh (or maybe just the fact that her next 6 weekends are ruined!!)
 
#6
Hook, line and sinker. Whoa i'm catching me some whoppers on here tonight.
 
#7
wot you mean by that? I think i will come pay you a visit tomorrow big boy!! You think your so clever......but not that clever that everyone knows who you are you dumb cnut!!

So........why are fat ba5tards harder to kidnap??
 
#8
I simply mean your biting at every thing i say when i'm actually taking the piss out of the situation and not you.
 
#9
well from previous experience with you i grade you A+ in the cock department so pardon my hasteness!!

you scared now cos i know who you are?

hahaha pussy
 
#11
pipe down and go to bed!! this ain't your train set it's mine now pi55 off
 
#12
Oooh, sharp retort there blagger - you're obviously in the process of setting one of those examples for the trainees that you admire so much.

And as for whose train-set it is - that big sign under my name says MODERATOR, so wind your neck in little man or you'll be the one who is pissing off.

Have a nice day!
 
#13
Blagger- i dont know who you are. but i know what your are and thats a Chav, so either go bed, or go have sex with your dad , or do something constructive, but

PLEASE STOP POSTING CRAP

And actually it aint your trainset its Good/Bad Co's this is directed at Blagger

It just goes to show you are mentally retarded
 
#14
Call me weird perhaps Tiredness could be the reason I usually fall asleep when Im tired. Or maybe it was your tired cliches that ran through there head that sent them to sleep or maybe your arrse old school stories could be many reasons.
 
#16
Soldier_Why said:
Blagger - Grow up and stop being a dick!
Well said that man, take a sports afternoon :D

Right, asleep on duty and only got 6 extras :twisted: Considering whoever it was put the safety of the entire place at risk with their negligence i think they got away quite lightly. Their name should be like a rash over the duties list for the next couple of months.

Boney
 
#17
[quote="boney_m
Considering whoever it was put the safety of the entire place at risk with their negligence i think they got away quite lightly.
[/quote]

Going a bit far, considering his job (apparently so vital for camp security) was answering a phone in the guardroom if it rang. It's not like he was on the gate. It a f*ck up and he got punished for it. End of.
 
#19
[quote="mollzers
Going a bit far, considering his job (apparently so vital for camp security) was answering a phone in the guardroom if it rang. It's not like he was on the gate. It a f*ck up and he got punished for it. End of.[/quote]

It wasnt a HE! (well sort of!) Aledgedly(my lawyers have told me to say!!!!!!!!!)[/quote]
It's not who I thought it was then, either way my comments stand.
 
#20
Ok first blagger, we also know who you are so why dont we expose you....ah no i wont do that because thats not the purpose of this website. I appreciate you have an opinion blagger and it is your given right to do so but come on, blatantly abusing someone on arrse is a bit out of orser especially knowing that we are all going to talk about it. Firstly people need to actually be sure of the facts......and the fact is that the RP in question who "supposedly" caught them somewhat stretched the truth....ask the PROVO! Now blagger, im not trying to get your back up...we all know who you are and the very important job you do in the regiment, and we know just how very self important you are and how very responsible and big and clever you are......thats why your use of the english language is so very eloquent and the use of expletives coming from your very educated mouth is so desirable.......Oh hang on....no, your a failure who is disgruntled and wants to see his name on a web site to make you feel better about the insignificant life you lead.
And as for threatening to go round to someones room and pay them a visit....well thats actually a threat that can be deemed an offense and since I and just about everyone in the regiment knows who you are....not the cleverest thing to do was it pal! So go back to checking car passes and leave people alone.
Just to clarify...the person in question denies most of the things that this CNUT has subjected the site to.....and wouldnt cry over getting two extras....YES TWO.....so get stuffed....Oh and its not me by the way!!!
 

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