Why can't men see past our breasts? - Susanna MILF Reid

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  1. "Why can't men see past our breasts?" A very valid question from our MILFy temptress.

    I'm personally not a breast man, but a leg & Arse man, but there is something slightly hypnotic about a fine set of mams on show. You're entranced as you saviour in the roundness and possible pertiness, but try to ignore the subcutaneous veiny lines or the maternal stretch lines. I personally love a woman without child as they still have that lovely pastel pale pink in thier nips.



    As Susanna Reid bemoans the public fixation with her breasts, a long-suffering DD-cup wearer sympathises | Mail Online

    Should we look past their breasts? What will we see, a sink full of un-washed dishes? A pile of ironing not done or possible an upgrade from pearly necklace to full-facial that you've been hinting about for ages but actually haven't attempted yet?

    I feel cheap and worthless when women check my arse out but somehow I think I can survive, so why are women so touchy.
    Why do Wonderbra and Victoria's Secrets make squillions if it wasn't down to sexy lacy bra's? They would only fucking whinge we're not paying them attention if we never looked :roll:
     
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  2. The thing is that Reid said that in response to people ringing the BBC to complain about the "plunging necklines" on her outfits when she's reading the news. I very much doubt it was men that rang to complain.

    Shouldnt the thread title be "Talking pair of tits says something no-one hears 'cos we're all too busy staring"?
     
  3. "Why can't men see past our breasts?" Because hers are massive.

    I really think she should be banned from morning shows. I see her on there for a few minutes before leaving and spend the rest of my day gnawing my own hand off for want of a wank. About 2230 would be a better slot for her first class news reading skills.
     
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  4. Are you saying that there is usually (-sometimes?) a person is attached to those breasts?
     
  5. Of course she doesn't want you looking at her cleavage....

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  6. "I feel cheap and worthless "

    But that's a good thing isn't it?

    You filthy whore you.
     
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  7. Admittedly Carol Kirkwood is only shown because of her lovely delightfully generous warm fronts but t'others dont seem to be massive in the personalities department. Yes all are attractive looking specimens but dont know what Ms Reid is on about
     

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  8. Anyway, love, I've finished looking at your tits now.

    Go and stick the kettle on
     
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  9. IIRC a very similar issue (skirts) was raised many years ago in ref to female presenter on GMTV

    If she's got a nice rack, does her job well then who cares?
     
  10. I have a far more fundamental question.

    We men who have been around for many years have learnt that most men with whom we do business or socialise with tend to have a personality which stays fairly constant. For example a grumpy and rude male boss can be expected to remain a grumpy and rude person in most aspects of our communication with them. A pleasant and polite male work associate or golfing companion will rarely be off-hand (and will usually give an understandable reason if he is).

    But women! They flash from one mood to another like a lightening strike, and without any obvious reason or fair warning. No explanation is of course forthcoming - and a request for one is likely to bring fire and brimstone.

    Why is this? I have spent too many years trying to work this out. Can anyone help? Is it too late for me? It it too late for the entire male population?

    (This BTW, was stimulated by a discussion in mixed company of the relative merits of male and female bosses. The women present said they preferred male bosses! But stopped short of a direct explanation of their reasons).
     
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  11. MY suggestion to Susanna would be if she wants guys to stop looking at her body, stop posing in your undercrackers love

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    Personally I've had many a morning wank to her amazing tits and thighs.

    This thread should now be for pictures of newsreaders in as little as possible. Alison Williams doesn't count.
     
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  12. The clue is in your username.

    Do it harder.
     
  13. Women like to use the excuse of 'the monthlies' or as we prefer 'got the painter's in' to justify some quite cnutish behaviour.....I believe that this explanation is a load of shite.

    It is my belief that women, in general but not all, are moody, self centred, unreasonable, stubborn, grudgebearing, childish twats all of the time ...however, they manage to bluff and hide it for about 3 weeks of the month, after that they can't restrain their natural instincts hence the moodiness bursting out for all men to see.

    Another thing I've realised is that when sitting next to a husband or boyfriend, they have to talk and whinge..i.e open their fecking mouths, as the mouth acts as a natural PRV, and if they didn't find something or someone to slag off or complain about, then they head would expand to the size of their arrse.

    what women would look like if they kept their fecking mouths shut.....
    mandy dingle - Google Search
     
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  14. Yet another vacuous,boring presenter,trotting out a well known stereotype,as an excuse,because she is pretty crap at her job,never mind,eh! :slow:


    Pity she never learned to annunciate properly,speak slowly you stupid bitch.:pissedoff:
     
  15. Suspect we blokes would be far less fascinated by breasts if they weren't kept hidden. Be interesting to know whether men in cultures where women go topless (or both sexes go naked) find women's boobs any more interesting than, say, their legs or faces.

    There are women campaigning for the right to go topless wherever men are allowed to (Topfree Equal Rights Association), but AFAIK they aren't having much success.