Why are you not out???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hallveg, Apr 15, 2006.

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  1. I'm on shift so i've got an excuse.But why are you not out?(just for tonight)
     
  2. cos im underage (supposedly)
     
  3. wife and kid Nuff said
     
  4. Having breakfast. Just getting ready to go to the beach for my third day in a row of lifesaving. Weather and water glorious. Got a touch of sunburn on the shoulders but I'll get over it. :)
     
  5. you down under or off your tits?
     
  6. Cause i'm a boring fcuker with no mates.
     
  7. I clicked on this thinking it was about Tom Cruise :?
     
  8. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Down under
     
  10. swine!!

    I'm stuck on shift, and your on the beach :cry:
     
  11. Down under. Don't get off my tits until a bit later.
     
  12. They lock the ward doors at 9
     
  13. ok enough now your just bragging!
     
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Cos, unlike you hard working security guard,s I have been out and am now home enjoying watching your one line pish :lol: while pouring the odd swallay.
     
  15. line 1

    line 2 ?

    Did you have to come early cos you were naughty?