Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by loubella, Nov 17, 2007.
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Its Saturday night - its half past 9 - why are you here and not out on the lash???
Cos its Saturday
Ah - well pointed out!!
Because I'm sat watching Jimmy Carr's new stand up, drinking Magners and looking forward to trimming my wife's oh so sweet cunt before eating it like a ripe peach.
I'll probably do a "two in the goo, one in the poo" whilst licking her clit. Only when she's cum will I stuff my b;loated, pre-cum dripping cock into her willing cunt.
Any more stupid questions you dozy bitch?
For the above read, I've got no mates, no bird and no life except acting like a fcuking retard on ARRSE you nobhead
Im in a different time zone ( you know with this internet stuff- goes round the world in a second, or so I am told)
So Im off out to the local in a few mins, mind wish I had sloppy second on
threaders_vm's bit .
Have you any idea how far I'd have to go to find a boozer that isn't full of alcopop swigging chav cnuts?
It's half past nine on a Saturday night.
Any chance of a twos up
About 4 miles.
I am in because I am waiting for ThreadersVM to give me a trim.
Oh, and because I have been driving all day and, yes, before you start, the car looks even more like a skip.
and at 20 quid each way in a taxi...
could use a local doss house though, its a bit of a tip, but its cheap to stay in..
So what's your excuse Jean Paul? Don't tell me........
You're on the rigs.
Yeah cheers. You're a geek sat at home with your mum. Your IP address is in Rutland you mong.
Froggy craphat cunt.
possibly because I'm a sad cnut
I am affluently challenged at the moment so I have taken to browsing the arrse forums & watching Der Untergang on TV.
It is a great shame that my once highly eventful social life has been reduced to this tragic status. But I have recently realised that attempting to meet any girly worth her salt in a nightclub, whilst highly intoxicated, is a forgone conclusion. Therefore, I have decided to stay in for a bit & consider investing in cucumber shaped y fronts & a tweed jacket so I might hang around the more toffy parts of London & get noticed by posh ladies.
I remain &tc,
Plus some muppet has now installed broadband, bonus. And I get to shite in her knicker drawers.
So you'll taking it in the ass for £2 a pop like usual then?
And as for what I'm doing here? I'm married, the boss is preggers and I don't intend giving her any reasons to completely lose it, she thinks up enough reasons for herself.
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