Has anyone noticed that nicknames in the Forces are really crap? For example you get someone called "Smith" so using their brain cells to no avail they come up with "Smudge" . come on people wheres the originality? I came up with Unclefucknuckle for one of our lads, its catchy and he seemed to like it. Another of our lads looks German so i call him Klause. Its better then Smudge or Jonesy! can anyone else think of any original nicknames they have given?