Why are men so stupid?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by The_Snail, May 22, 2008.

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  1. They think they can get away with lies and shite, and give other people's numbers out.

    Bad luck, we are all snakes with tits.
  2. And mobile phones.
  3. And internet access :roll:
  4. What a wiked web we all weave!
  5. And he might just give you a false surname
  6. We are going to have so much fun with this.
  7. Well I'm stupid because God only gave man enough blood for a brain or a penis, but not both at the same time.
  8. its not a web, its just discharge from your growlers!!! :party:
  9. Because we trust the women we loved and although we didn't marry them we put them on the Mortgage, so when they grow bored (read pampered little princess) they can feck off and then leave you to start all over in life with a big debt and nothing else.

    snakes with tits, couldn't agree more...
  10. sounds like you made a fatal error, puting her on the mortgage. big mistake mate. never do that. my ex tried it with me, thats why she is an ex the money grabbing two timing whore. now she lives in a council house, chuffed to fcuk at that one!! i would have put her in the basement for 24yrs but havent got a basement!!!
  11. because we drink beer :D
  12. She was a looker, ask Goatman, but tied to her mums bloody apron. Her mum came round for coffee every day during the week for 1-2 hours, no wonder shag all admin got done!
  13. was her mum worth a poke?
  14. +
    Celebrity magazines
    A grudge
    A little black number
    Nothing to wear
    A bum that had better not "look big in this"

    Edit to add: A list of people "we" are not talking to