Why are high priced escorts so expensive? Who cares

#1
£150???!!!


Yes should have pulled fat chick, no it didn't work out, no I don't care and yes I'll let you know if she was worth it (details to follow)


So in this light if you had to pay for it, best/worst/gopping/tidy/expensive/cheap/hilarious/disturbing/Kenya/Rauls/Thailand etc etc...

Your best,worst,unfortunate or downright ridiculous dalliances with the ladies of the night
 
#2
They will be expensive if they're a "high priced" call girl like you stated.

Besides, £150 a go is not high priced. Very much doubt it'll be anything to write home about.

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#3
I had an Escort once. It cost less than £150. It lasted about three months, then the gear box was totally fucked.
 
#5
Personally I would not regard less than £500 as "high priced". A quick online check shows £150 to be average-ish. Of coures, it depends where in the world/where in the UK you are looking.
 
#11
£150? One of my best mates is just applying to join an agency and she's on about £350 before you get to the bedroom (and before you ask: mates rates only nockes £30 of but I do get to take the pics of her that she uses for her sites :thumright: )
 
#15
150 quid is roughly 250 Aussie dollars. Over here I can fuck two Abo toddlers, pay the fine and buy a carton of VB with the change. Mind you, the girls cost extra.
 
#16
Ooooh, the added plus side to this thread turns out to be you can generally tell who is/was in the military as well.
I would venture a guess and say those that quip about marriage have/are and those that have suddenly become the embodiment of Hugh Hefner and think £150 is cheap for an 'escort' (read hooker) in the arse end of Colchester haven't.

Plus stating £150 is cheap and deriding me for claiming otherwise without leaving tales of your daring do with finer ladies makes you a whore walt.
 
#17
Ooooh, the added plus side to this thread turns out to be you can generally tell who is/was in the military as well.
I would venture a guess and say those that quip about marriage have/are and those that have suddenly become the embodiment of Hugh Hefner and think £150 is cheap for an 'escort' (read hooker) in the arse end of Colchester haven't.

Plus stating £150 is cheap and deriding me for claiming otherwise without leaving tales of your daring do with finer ladies makes you a whore walt.
the trouble with the expensive end of the market, is that they just cannot give the quality service.

That exquisite disinterested gaze into the middle distance coupled with , say, the nonchalant chewing of gum when giving hand relief just cannot be faked by a woman who charges over £60 per hour.
 
#19
I once went into a brothel and asked for a bird with a tight cunt and big tits. A slapper came out and yelled "Where's the bloke with the big mouth and the small prick?"
 
#20
the trouble with the expensive end of the market, is that they just cannot give the quality service.

That exquisite disinterested gaze into the middle distance coupled with , say, the nonchalant chewing of gum when giving hand relief just cannot be faked by a woman who charges over £60 per hour.
Don't forget answering the mobile and booking the next punter while the two of you are, errm, busy.