Why are Gurkhas soldier just like autistic children?

Discussion in 'RLC' started by Man-test, Apr 15, 2011.

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  1. Joanna Lumley looks like a Gurkha as well. That snooty bitch has a lot to answer for; I can never get on the pool table or the bandit in my local.

    HQ DRLC, lots of redundancy kicking around 10 QOGLR. :nod:
  2. Get there earlier or lure them away with a goat.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    How long have you been a close friend of Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters?
  4. Wow an anagram....I love quizzes, what dose that mean you ******? Are you married to a Gurkha?
  5. In fact I am, I'm writing this from Nepal, its getting a bit lonely out here.
  6. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I take it then that you are indeed, "not the sharpest knife in the drawer".

    It's not an anagram, nor indeed, for those of us who actually attended school and paid attention a quiz.

    BTW, learn the difference between:

    There, Their, They're
    Where, Wear, Were and We're

    Oh and "dose" is either something that you give to a horse, or something that YOU have acquired from a lady of negotiable affection.

    Mrs Fingerz is not Nepalese either.
  7. I smell a sock puppet!
  8. You're Gerald Howarth and I claim my tenner.
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  9. Love it; it’s the classic DW Nazi that lacks the wit and banter to respond. I work at RMCS Shrivenham as the SO1 DW. What I say goes sweetheart. Incidentally, are you up for the chop this Tranche? If not drop me your name and I will make sure you’re not over looked as you have in the past. I’m now convinced you’re a Gurkha with spell check activated.

    Must find my spell check.........Or she will no doubt bore me with trivia.
  10. The title should be . .
    Why are autistic children allowed to create such pump threads on ARRSE?

    I think we're all agreed The Corps is safe in your expert and experienced hands :roll:
  11. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    1. I'm a bloke.
    2. If you are indeed SO1 at Shrivenham (which, given the nature of your posts, I very much doubt), then I despair for the Officer Corps.
    3. I've never been to Nepal in my life.
    4. My name is not important.
    5. Even if you had it, you could never include me in the next tranche.
    6. You don't read sig-blocks do you?
  12. Whatever you say sweetheart. Don't you have any lady things to be getting on with?
  13. "man-Test" is that like, an ironic user name ?
  14. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    What? you mean cooking the tea, doing the laundry, the ironing, and the hoovering? In my world, being secure in my masculinity, I can share those duties with my wife, my son and my daughter.

    You do know what a wife/son/daughter is? Don't you?

    BTW have you managed to work out who Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters are?

    Oh I'm not your "sweetheart". I have one of those, she's my wife.

    Now do us all a favour and bore off.
  15. I smell a rat!