'Why am I on ROPs?' and other bellendery

[Ritch]

Are you not the possessor of the omnipotent hammer of ban?

JB

As soon as she gives me a reason, she'll be out of the door so quick, her arse won't touch the ground.

 

[Chancery]

As soon as she gives me a reason, she'll be out of the door so quick, her arse won't touch the ground.

That’s very misogynistic.

 

[JuniorBod]

One needs a reason for a smiting!

Wuss...



JB

 

[exbleep]

There is no democracy here. Bow down before us, peasant!

Yas'm massa. My forelock is well and truly tugged.

 

[re-stilly]

There is no democracy here. Bow down before us, peasant!

You have been told about the boot/testicle interface......

 

[Ritch]

That’s very misogynistic.

Oh spare me.

 

[Lindermyer]

One needs a reason for a smiting!

I dont like reading its wibble - there you go a reason - smite away

 

[Lindermyer]

Oh spare me.

Spare Spare thats an anagram of rapes

So thats more mysogenistic abuse from the white supremicist patriacrch rooted in toxic masculinity, rape culture , racism oppression homophobia and transphobia**

Wibble Wibble


**Unless you agree with trans rights then thats sexist mysogony

 

[Old Stab]

If I had my way, I'd stick it on a permanent ban right now.

Do it then.
Or are you possessed of noodle like arms and a weakness of spine , unable to raise the hammer for a smiting blow?

 

[Ritch]

Do it then.
Or are you possessed of noodle like arms and a weakness of spine , unable to raise the hammer for a smiting blow?

Yep, definite weakness of spine - given its shape is similar to a pretzel.

 

[lokiuk]

You have been told about the boot/testicle interface......

Could be a boot/mangina interface, one can't assume their gender these days

 

[JuniorBod]

One needs a reason for a smiting!

Wuss...



JB

I feeleth the hammer of doom approacheth...

JB

 

[Sixty]

There is no democracy here. Bow down before us, peasant!

Kneel before Zod Ritch.

 

[Old Stab]

Kneel before Zod Ritch.

Why?
Do you want to give him a nosh?

 

[Man Pig]

Why?
Do you want to give him a nosh?

Probably

 

[Archibald_gruffnut]

Brace yourself, its ban expires tomorrow.

 

[NSP]

As soon as she gives me a reason, she'll be out of the door so quick, her arse won't touch the ground.

That'll be a turn-up, then. From what I've read on here it's such a saggy lump that, standing up, its arse drags on the floor.

 

[Lardbeast]

One needs a reason for a smiting!

There is no democracy here. Bow down before us, peasant!

Pffft! Your girlish smitings are as the gentle zephyrs of spring caressing my hairy purple nutsack.

 

[RaiderBoat]

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My favorite painting of a doggie on a bridge.

 

[Teeblerone]

Why?
Do you want to give him a nosh?

A nosh, a knish
A hoss, a wish
Let's call the whole thing off, oi!