'Why am I on ROPs?' and other bellendery

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ACAB, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. Yep, it's' Friday, and yep I've been on the pop, as per normal.

    What is it with all these "Please Miss why am I on ROPs?" threads recently and in 'Site Issues'??? It is a not a fucking 'Site Issue' you knobbers it is a 'YOU' issue!

    Fail to abide by the rules and you will be culled.

    What I think is outrageous is how certain Darwin award types then go on to slate the MODs as if somehow that will assuage their guilt and Guns or Sixty will simply roll over and say 'Yeah, you're right' rather than hammer the miscreants with more ROPs.

    I don't get it. In the Army the 'Man' would say "Punishment, 5 Extra Guards, march him out Sergeant Major". I would merely salute whilst taking a pace to the rear, I wouldn't tell him to 'Fuck Off' and expect not to be hammered into the Internetosphere (C)


    (C) Alsacien - or Sixty: The Truth is Out There....... somewhere...........
     
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  2. An early start for the Friday night extravaganza!

    Let's roll :)
     
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  3. shibusa2

    shibusa2 On ROPs

    Some Mods give you a reason some don't. That's what's causing the confusion.
     
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  4. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    That's you on my shitlist.....
     
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  5. What really confuses me is why the fuck you haven't done the world a favour and opened a vein with a fucking chainsaw yet you pointless whore.
     
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  6. Here you are ACAB.

    [​IMG]

    You should be proud of yourself.
     
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  7. Dollsteeth

    Dollsteeth On ROPs

    I'm confused as to why you think anyone gives a shit what you say.
     
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  8. Yeah, I just don't get it. Whenever I get ROPs I always get an apologetic explanatory note from the MODs begging my understanding and forgiveness and why they were forced to ROP me. I just don't get the negativity ........
     
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  9. Don't bottle it up son. Let it all out. You'll feel much better.

    I know how the lads that get ROPs feel though. It's a feckin' hard punishment and puts the sufferings of that Lancashire Fusilier that got 30,000 lashes in his military career in context.
     
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  10. You don't hear us (who are not on ROP's) whinging..................

    Personally speaking, I used to like the 'Oxygen Thief' tags.....

    You could elaborate on that & have a 'Bell End' tag....& many others too....

    Think of the fun!
     
  11. You have my humblest apologies! I will edit the post immediately!
     
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  12. What's confusing me is the black band below avatars.

    Have we all become members of GrossDeutschland or SS Liebstandarte?
     
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  13. Don't be confused. If you get ROPs it's because you've been a cúnt. So don't be a cúnt. Problem solved.
     
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  14. X59

    X59 LE

    What's all the fuss with ROPs anyway?

    You parade behind a virtual Guard, in your virtual 2's and virtual best boots.

    Big deal.
     
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  15. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Don't believe that thieving pikey; I distinctly remember using the word way back in January.
     
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