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Why am I a swinger???

FrankIG said:
Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)


Curses!!! Foiled again! :twisted:


Mind you ... me and the term 'Army lad' is probably stretching the bounds of truth by this time! What about a grey haired old git of an ex Army lad?

And I actually thought Bat_Crap was quite goood ... hahahaha :twisted:
 
Easily done, now over to the Lonely Hearts forum where you can achieve your destiny...
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Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)

Fairs Fair Miss Smith if you come onto this site with threads like "Why am I a Swinger???" are you really surprised that you get this type of comment?

I wouldn't be surprised if the MODs don't change your rank to "Teaser" :roll:

Not for me though I'm a married man don't you know!
 
FrankIG said:
FrankIG said:
Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)


Curses!!! Foiled again! :twisted:


Mind you ... me and the term 'Army lad' is probably stretching the bounds of truth by this time! What about a grey haired old git of an ex Army lad?

And I actually thought Bat_Crap was quite goood ... hahahaha :twisted:

C0ck off knobchops :D
 
BigRed said:
Easily done, now over to the Lonely Hearts forum where you can achieve your destiny...
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Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)

Fairs Fair Miss Smith if you come onto this site with threads like "Why am I a Swinger???" are you really surprised that you get this type of comment?

I wouldn't be surprised if the MODs don't change your rank to "Teaser" :roll:

Not for me though I'm a married man don't you know!

Big Red.

WTF is you Avatar all about? I can make out two pigs but thats about it?????
 
BigRed said:
Easily done, now over to the Lonely Hearts forum where you can achieve your destiny...
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Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)

Fairs Fair Miss Smith if you come onto this site with threads like "Why am I a Swinger???" are you really surprised that you get this type of comment?

I wouldn't be surprised if the MODs don't change your rank to "Teaser" :roll:

Not for me though I'm a married man don't you know!

I'm not surprised at all. I just wanted to state that I'm not online looking for a shag.

I'm not frigid!! I love a man in uniform but I'm not a 'ho either.

All I wanted to know was about the medals "sigh"

:lol:
 
Miss_Smith said:
BigRed said:
Easily done, now over to the Lonely Hearts forum where you can achieve your destiny...
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Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)

Fairs Fair Miss Smith if you come onto this site with threads like "Why am I a Swinger???" are you really surprised that you get this type of comment?

I wouldn't be surprised if the MODs don't change your rank to "Teaser" :roll:

Not for me though I'm a married man don't you know!

I'm not surprised at all. I just wanted to state that I'm not online looking for a shag.

I'm not frigid!! I love a man in uniform but I'm not a 'ho either.

All I wanted to know was about the medals "sigh"

:lol:

Dont listen to these bad men Missy, they ain't got class like us. They only know one way of treating a lady. :roll:
 
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Miss_Smith said:
BigRed said:
Easily done, now over to the Lonely Hearts forum where you can achieve your destiny...
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Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)

Fairs Fair Miss Smith if you come onto this site with threads like "Why am I a Swinger???" are you really surprised that you get this type of comment?

I wouldn't be surprised if the MODs don't change your rank to "Teaser" :roll:

Not for me though I'm a married man don't you know!

I'm not surprised at all. I just wanted to state that I'm not online looking for a shag.

I'm not frigid!! I love a man in uniform but I'm not a 'ho either.

All I wanted to know was about the medals "sigh"

:lol:

Dont listen to these bad men Missy, they ain't got class like us. They only know one way of treating a lady. :roll:

There is only one way. Up the sh1tter then shoot my load all over their face. :twisted:
 
mediumwhiteamericano said:
BigRed said:
Easily done, now over to the Lonely Hearts forum where you can achieve your destiny...
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Miss_Smith said:
Oh I'm not looking to get some Army lad into bed.

and I rectified the typo :)

Fairs Fair Miss Smith if you come onto this site with threads like "Why am I a Swinger???" are you really surprised that you get this type of comment?

I wouldn't be surprised if the MODs don't change your rank to "Teaser" :roll:

Not for me though I'm a married man don't you know!

Big Red.

WTF is you Avatar all about? I can make out two pigs but thats about it?????

As seen in a Meat market in Smithfields. Two suckling pigs positioned to look like they were "making bacon!"

Hey I thought it was funny, I'll get my coat As its 1600hrs and I'm off!!
 
Miss_Smith said:
There is only one way. Up the sh1tter then shoot my load all over their face. :twisted:

:x That truly is awful, you should be ashamed! Unless of course you bought her dinner first? :lol:

I would only pay if she agreed to a vindaloo and several pints. Then she can sh1t it onto my chest and i'll rub it in like deep heat. :D
 

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