Why a man can never please a woman?

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by soon to be mister, Sep 14, 2011.

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  1. A man can never please a woman as his penis is not made of chocolate and it does not ejaculate cash!!:nod:
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  2. Not Mr Comedian then!!!
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I don't think Frankie Boyle has anything to worry about!
  4. sorry but i thought i had come here to read a joke........................
  5. Mogadon Monkhouse...............
  6. Box of Milk Tray and a tenner for her trouble. Works for me.
  7. Its a sad day when the comments are funnier then the joke.
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