Whose face would you seriously like to punch?

#62
I possibly have anger issues, I've liked & agree with every nomination so far.

Can I nominate Greg Wallace, fat cockney grocer...
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Hours of fun to be had there.
 
#64
Cooking doesn't get tougher than this!
Clearly never tried to light hexi in the rain.
Or cook an egg banjo on top of an out of control kero heater. He knows nothing, the gobby, obnoxious (lucky!) twat that he is.
 
#67
My older brother began to notice people looking at him in the street.
It started to get on his nerves so one day he snapped and asked this bloke if he had a problem.
He does bear more than a passing resemblance to this geezer.
Turns out he is destined to spend the rest of his days being eyed up by people trying to work out if he is the bloke off of masterchef.
A couple of weeks ago David Milliband approached him with a big smile and was just about to introduce himself as a fellow Celeb but realised his mistake and turned away at the last minute.
Funny as f*ck.
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
#71
Mother of one of my young students. Charming, polite and irritating as fuck.

Her first attempt at "helping" consisted of putting stickers on the new piano keys to assist her daughter. She started by sticking "Middle C" on F and went on from there.

She's full of useful advice too, such as when I was stuck in a gridlock in thick snow last year, and had to abort any attempt to get to her, she politely suggested that I "leave a bit earlier next time".

Apart from twisting my arm into writing out simple versions of well known songs for piano, and then losing them, she finally committed that cardinal sin today.

"S**** wants to get the new grade 1 songbook"

Eh? Songbook? Oh you mean the piano exam pieces.

Nothing grips my shit more than when people say "oh I loooove that song", whether it's Beethoven's 5th or a drum solo by Cozy Fucking Powell.

:mad:
 
#72
Moon landing deniers, as expertly done by the 2nd man to walk upon that heavenly body

 
#73
The short list:

BoJo / JoJo
StanJo for having them
Gove
Hammond

Corbyn
McDonnell
Starmer,
Abbott
Angela Rayner MP

Cameron
Blair
Brown
Kinnock

Jeremy Vine
Chris Evans
Dimbleby
Alan Yentob

And breathe....
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#76
The short list:

BoJo / JoJo
StanJo for having them
Gove
Hammond

Corbyn
McDonnell
Starmer,
Abbott
Angela Rayner MP

Cameron
Blair
Brown
Kinnock

Jeremy Vine
Chris Evans
Dimbleby
Alan Yentob

And breathe....
For Christ's sake, at least put a bit of effort into it.
 
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