Whos the hardest here ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spank-it, May 23, 2008.

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  1. I mean really ? Which one is as hard as nails ?

    Was it Scot Tracy or Steve Zodiac ?

    Which one is faster TB 1 or XL5 ?

    Or more to the point who would have been a better shag, Tin -Tin or Venus ?

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  2. Ooots, I forgot Venus

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  3. You forgot Parker.
  4. Bored by any chance? TB 3 spanks the arrse of both of them. And the Terrahawks would make them all cry.
  5. XL5 is my idea of a chariot, get a few down your neck while you brief Venus on the next stage of the mission, and Robbie drives so you don't get pulled by the space-pigs.
    But Scot has to be the harder, I mean Steve looks as if he gets his hair wet he will burst into tears, and besides I can't remember him ever giving Venus one, ergo must be a poufter, or Jehovah's Witness.
  6. Stingray! Stingray!
  7. Wasn't Gordon the only Thunderbird to shag Tin Tin? It was his birthday treat, as I recall.
  8. Captain Scarlet would win every time.. :threaten:
  9. I dunno... Captain Black had his moments. What was his famous line? "Come on. I'll have the lot of yer!"

    Destiny was cute, though.
  10. Quick aside. What was the name of Mike Mercury's girl in Supercar? And the monkey.
  11. WTF are you looking at those wooses for?

    Zippy has always been the dark lord.
  12. I'm the hardest. Saintstone said so, and you are not going to mess with him.
  13. Joe 90 in his spinny thing :D
  14. Joe 90, he can do 'em all after 10 minutes in Big Rat, or whatever the brainwashing machine thingy was called.
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    hes the hardest!