Who's stolen Ed Balls?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by sunnoficarus, Jul 12, 2011.

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  1. Blinky has been conspicuous by his absence on the left wing outrage bus this last week…
     
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  2. Maybe N.I has him on voice mail talking dirty to Harriet?
     

  3. Makes you wonder…*he's normally first on any passing outrage bus.
     
  4. Or he is conspiring with Dave M, to get shot of his brother...
     
  5. Don't you mean "Who has stolen Ed's balls?" If that is the question then the answer is Yvette Cooper, probably hacked them off with her nailfile!!
     
  6. Did she get them off goerge osbourne?
     
  7. Pauvre petit con!! She hasn't hacked his off as well?
     

  8. She has the look
     
  9. He's finally been sectioned?
     
  10. He's probally keeping his neck wound in knowing that he's party to the smear campaign run by Gorgon and if he stciks his head above the parapit the papers will give him a shoeing over the Smith insitute funding. Either that or hes too busy smashing hard drives and burning memos in the back garden
     
  11. He's Gordon's heir apparent, isn't he? Whenever there was sh1t flying about, Gordon used to charter a 747 and bugger off to somewhere unpronounceable. He was famous for it. They used to call him McCavity.

    Either that or Blinky's lubed up, wearing a gimp suit and locked in Eric Pickles' cellar.
     
  12. OR...he was himself involved in the phone hacking scandal deep enough to have his own neck in the noose and he's avoided this outrage bus because Murdoch has threatened to expose him if he gets on it............would not put it past him.
     
  13. I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of the former Labour government are absolutley shitting themselves about what is yet to come when Murdock seeks revenge.
     
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  14. Ed Balls is currently playing the part of the Emperor Mong and writing Gordon's press releases......
     
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  15. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    alastair campbell seems have slunk away as well after getting kicked off the outrage bus on newsnight.

    kids holidays soon, balls and the missus have probably gone to butlins early to avoid the rush.