Who's lost their stash?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunami, Mar 15, 2012.

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  1. Don't think the kiddies would be interested. One can buy much harder stuff quite openly these days I'm told.
  2. "Residents rushed to scoop them up before schoolchildren saw them"

    At least that's what I told the missus...
  3. 'My wife put one of the discs into our DVD player and informs me it is a film about three women with rather large breasts.
    'The other DVD, called Mucky's Dipstick, had a chap with his trousers down who was clearly ready to get it on with a young woman.
    'Sue didn't get past the title screen on either disc and I haven't seen any of them.
    'We are not easily shocked but I'm sure some people would find them quite filthy."

    So someones up for a treat tonight then!!
  4. They'd better stock up on aspirin for the inevitable plague of headaches in leafy suburbia tonight then?

  5. Whoops! How did she know that if . . ?

    Sue's watched them, he's being naive, and she had a good strum too I'll wager.
  6. In the lady's defence, it's entirely possible that the title screen in fact shows three women with large breasts...
  7. she watches much porn then?