Whos' got the Biggest Cock on ARRSE?

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  1. Right, we've had 'The Hardest Bloke on ARRSE', we've even had 'Softy on ARRSE'

    So, lets cut to the chase, we all know what REALLY matters in life, so, who do you think has (or is, depending on your point of view) the biggest cock on ARRSE?

    Answers, on a post card, should be addressed to the Slug
     
  2. Me but don't tell anyone, they all think I'm a bird!!
     
  3. Well mine fills a pram :)

    TAXIIII ....
     
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Well, my Black Orpingtons are about 18 inches tall.....
     
  5. Mine is 5'10" when fully erect.
    Or in real terms, when I'm standing up.
     
  6. I have to use a wheelbarrow.... I'm the wheelbarrow photo... the other two are valid contenders though :-D
     

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  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    That Scotch bird what writes fairy stories.

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  8. I've got a 5'10 cock. He's called my boss.
     
  9. Not sure about who has, but I know who is at the moment - TRBD