Whos budget is this coming off?

#5
Fill the fat tw at full of helium, string around his leg, Zepplin 3 on his arse and just float him there.
 
#6
"The most important aspect of transporting him is preserving his dignity "

What F@cking dignity? They say he has an addiction to eating but the question I ask is how does he get the food ( around 25000 calories a day) given that he is house-bound and, better yet, how does he afford to pay for it all.
 
#9
He wants to be 70 stone, let him. It's cheaper than wasting hospital money on him. He made his choice let live with it.
 
#11
They don't need a helicopter for that fat cvnt…

Just ring up the Japanese and ask them to send round the Yushin Maru to harpoon the fat fvck.
 
#12
#13
Blokeonabike said:
"The most important aspect of transporting him is preserving his dignity "

What F@cking dignity? They say he has an addiction to eating but the question I ask is how does he get the food ( around 25000 calories a day) given that he is house-bound and, better yet, how does he afford to pay for it all.
Absolutely.

"Mr Mason, a former engineer who suffers from food addiction, has previously admitted tucking into three family-sized takeaways every day - equivalent to around 20,000 calories. A typical adult male needs around 2,500 calories a day."

It's unlikely that the fat twat was nipping down the chippie on his bike, so whoever has been feeding him should be done for assault. They could have just said 'no', and given him normal portions - unless they were afraid he'd eat them instead?
 
#14
Couldn't' they put him in one of those vans or lorries that runs on chip fat, shove a liposuction tube in him and hook him up to the engine?

He loses weight, powers the pork-mobile for free, and 'cuts down on harmful greenhouse gas emissions'.
 
#15
#18
The most important aspect of transporting him is preserving his dignity and looking after his safety. We have not had anything like this before."

A team of firemen had to remove his bedroom window as well as the bricks beneath it to get him out, before knocking down a neighbour's garden wall and fence so a forklift truck could be driven straight up to the ground floor flat

my bold

i'm sorry, but if you need a fork lift truck to get out of your own bedroom, then your dignity is long gone

i'm not so much outraged as resigned to this sort of thing now. why bother taking responsibility for my own actions, someone will always be there to bail me out.
 
#20
An NHS Suffolk spokesman said: "This patient is classed as super obese. It is most likely that he will be transported in a specialist bariatric ambulance"

Specialist bariatic ambulance? Read Pantech.
 

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