Whos been caught on film looking like a mong

#1
Following on from a tangent in the WALT thread, this seemed worth pursueing.

My personal one to contribute is I am sure I saw myself in a crowd shot of a Bruce Springsteen video of "Born To Run" live many years ago (clip of his concert in Slane Castle in 1985). As I was wearing (from memory) lime green t-shirt and portaguese army combat trousers (don't ask), with obligatory 80's mullet, I could not have avoided looking a mong!

(Ace gig though!!!)
 
#2
Not personal, but definitely both caught on camera and looking mongish - the fem Captain (Engrs I think) on the Lord Mayor's parade this morning caught on camera first tick tocking then doing some kind of mlarring riverdance to try and get back in step with arms and legs moving independantly.
 
#3
As mentioned in other thread,

Sitting on top of Bedford TM having a laugh with my mate, with fag on go while the CO is telling local news crew that we are all working SOOOOOOOOO hard.

Running onto the pitch at the old Wembley for a rugby cup final as part of the pre match entertainment. About 50 or 60 of us in lightweights and Norgees, following on behind our red cheeked gwah OC.
God damned Sky Sports, I think my parents still have the video
 
#4
I was on "Razzamataz" filmed at Newcastle TV studios in the early 80's. Caught making a wanker sign to the new romantic homos who were playing. Box jacket, staypress trousers and grey slip-ons - how cool was I?
 
#5
threaders_vm said:
I was on "Razzamataz" filmed at Newcastle TV studios in the early 80's. Caught making a * sign to the new romantic homos who were playing. Box jacket, staypress trousers and grey slip-ons - how cool was I?




Sta-prest trouser's,I hope you had red socks and ox blood dockers as well mate
 
#6
My wedding video, specifically the tux. It wasn't my fault, honest. The wife, for all her many, many fine points has the sophisticated taste of a crazed magpie on acid. Sky blue with a red bow tie and black cummerbund, standing a full foot above the rest of the similarly attired males. <shudder>
 
#7
RHODESIAN said:
threaders_vm said:
I was on "Razzamataz" filmed at Newcastle TV studios in the early 80's. Caught making a * sign to the new romantic homos who were playing. Box jacket, staypress trousers and grey slip-ons - how cool was I?




Sta-prest trouser's,I hope you had red socks and ox blood dockers as well mate
My mam wouldn't allow me ox-bloods, said they were what 'skinheads' wore! Had to make do with some baby docs instead because my feet were too small for the grown up ones.
 
#8
smartascarrots said:
My wedding video, specifically the tux. It wasn't my fault, honest. The wife, for all her many, many fine points has the sophisticated taste of a crazed magpie on acid. Sky blue with a red bow tie and black cummerbund, standing a full foot above the rest of the similarly attired males. <shudder>
Were you married at a mid-70's American prom night?
 
#9
threaders_vm said:
I was on "Razzamataz" filmed at Newcastle TV studios in the early 80's. Caught making a * sign to the new romantic homos who were playing. Box jacket, staypress trousers and grey slip-ons - how cool was I?
I believe the man you made the international sign of the masturbator to was the one and only Mr Rick Springfield. He of worldwide music fame, err, apparently.

If I recall correctly he used to wear only one glove, in a Michael (I hump kids) Jackson type style.

As an aside, I was videoed by a Canadian TV news crew in 1998 having a mid air parachuting collision 800' above Gosling Lake DZ in Canada. Obviously I did not look like a mong , more of a full on hetro hero willing to almost die in the pursuit of military excellence.
 
#10
l was caught on film (CCTV) round the back of our local cattlemarket (nightclub)

she was shit but l was FANTASTIC!!
 
#11
smartascarrots said:
My wedding video, specifically the tux. It wasn't my fault, honest. The wife, for all her many, many fine points has the sophisticated taste of a crazed magpie on acid. Sky blue with a red bow tie and black cummerbund, standing a full foot above the rest of the similarly attired males. <shudder>

Yes, I can see why you chose your name now.

Smartascarrots.

Indeed.

8O
 

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#12
MAD_FERRET said:
l was caught on film (CCTV) round the back of our local cattlemarket (nightclub)

she was s*** but l was FANTASTIC!!


Ahem
 
#13
the_boy_syrup said:
MAD_FERRET said:
l was caught on film (CCTV) round the back of our local cattlemarket (nightclub)

she was s*** but l was FANTASTIC!!


Ahem
I hardly even watched all of that video clip - twice.

My money is on the CCTV operator being a fat sweaty lad with visions of grandeur, ergo a member of the TA.
 
#15
threaders_vm said:
smartascarrots said:
My wedding video, specifically the tux. It wasn't my fault, honest. The wife, for all her many, many fine points has the sophisticated taste of a crazed magpie on acid. Sky blue with a red bow tie and black cummerbund, standing a full foot above the rest of the similarly attired males. <shudder>
Were you married at a mid-70's American prom night?
Close, provincial China. Talk about time-warp! They think Grease is a documentary...
 
#16
I was fixing a nonstarter Green goddess while a couple of my lads were looking at the ones either side when a local news station turned up for a live link interview with the CO about OP Fresco call outs. I was ready for out inspecting them and was told to carry on as normal so when the CO started to get interviewed I had the engine running up and down on max revs. My fullscrew then tested the two tones whilst another lad on the third vehicle was also making as much noise as possible with the old trusty lump hammer. After the interview the CO gave some comments about he could hardly hear what was going on to which I answered i was only doing as I was asked and fixed the fire engines to get them on the road. That night as I watched the news you could hear the CO mumbling his way through the interview as he had distruption from the noise behind him and the lads getting a sneaky pose on the camera.
 
#17
I was just on the outskirts of a certain town in BFG when my fully laden TTF's differential seized up causing some interesting moments with a lot of smoke and stuff.

Parked up and got one of my extinguishers to shoot its muck, job done......................however, I wasn't going anywhere for a long time.

Two hours later, I was still in the same spot waiting for another TTF from a nearby Unit so I could cross load.

There were RMP, Schutzpolizei, Feuerwehr, ZDF camera crew, Bild newspaper reporters roaming all over. ARRSE's were twitching because I had Avtag on board.

There I was, fag in hand having a quick smoke, a bit closer to my TTF than I should have been, (But NOT ridiculously close.) I turns around and I'm staring down the barrel of a ZDF camera.......ooops!

It didn't look professional did it?
 
#18
NITAT trg @Lydd during the winter of discounted tents....

Each brick were being zapped on camera followed by the DS post-mortem + a re-run of the video. Some tapes were retained for entertainment value throughout the week. While watching one such tape a dustbin exploded (on the film) & everyone burst out laughing as one of the troops fell over & dropped everything while trying to get away.

'Who's that f*cking idiot?' I asked at the top of my voice...

'thats YOU yer c*nt!' came the reply:)
 

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